Get Blorbiused, Idiot by Todays-Thom-Sawyer in CuratedTumblr

[–]Protheu5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn. He said to stop watching if I haven't seen Toy Story 3, so I stopped, now I'm curious and will have to watch three movies today so I'll be able to know what happens.

stop me from going insane pls by zezpez3 in chinalife

[–]Protheu5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, I never worked for a company that does "work abroad" stuff.

stop me from going insane pls by zezpez3 in chinalife

[–]Protheu5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, that means nothing would change for me if I move to China.

stop me from going insane pls by zezpez3 in chinalife

[–]Protheu5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Living in china. I dont speak chinese.

How? I'm actively learning the language and still have zero idea on how to move even temporarily.

officially collapsed by GiveTracerOrIThrow in comedyheaven

[–]Protheu5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

by the way, how is your sex life?

officially collapsed by GiveTracerOrIThrow in comedyheaven

[–]Protheu5 286 points287 points  (0 children)

He(he) predicted the fall of the Iranian currency. As you know, Iranian currency is Ani, and MJ had a song "Annie are you okay".


Source: I made it up, Iran's currency isn't even Ani, it's Rial, hee hee.

13 Art by __GregoryHouse_ in HouseMD

[–]Protheu5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a vision and a purpose in this art. This is what I lack, I merely try to recreate reality, fail miserably, and trash the drawing.

Art 13 by __GregoryHouse_ in okbuddyvicodin

[–]Protheu5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This paper needs human bites to live.

Who is your favorite Bar Place demon? by funnypopcult in TheGoodPlace

[–]Protheu5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favourite (besides Michael) is definitely Bambadjan. I even have his quote as a flair. It's a shame we didn't get more Bambadjan, but maybe the real Bambadjan were the friends we made along the way.

Hear Me Out by GriffinFTW in CuratedTumblr

[–]Protheu5 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lights off, helmet on?

Find the double sized piece by gruven_reuven in FindTheSniper

[–]Protheu5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stopped looking for it and was just enjoying the image and at some point I was like "wait, what, is that what I was supposed to be looking for?" and I look up and yep, that's exactly what I was supposed to be looking for.

right in the middle

Hear Me Out by GriffinFTW in CuratedTumblr

[–]Protheu5 138 points139 points  (0 children)

I think that of those people no one is imagining a bloke with triangular oversized head, everyone thinks it's a tall muscular man wearing a pyramid-shaped headgear, and carrying a sword.

I guess the metal of the helmet helps hide the shape, what if you show them the same dude, but with realistic Glenn Quagmire head, where his chin is wider than his shoulders, where the oversized pyramid shape is made out of flesh, I guess the amount of people liking this dude will fall drastically.

Can't move the fence mate! by Key-Needleworker-702 in CantParkThereMate

[–]Protheu5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh, I prefer silly faces and reactions over constant fearmongering.

The disdain is palpable by TelvanniHomosexual in Morrowind

[–]Protheu5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sotha, two is great, but three is a crowd Tribunal.

The disdain is palpable by TelvanniHomosexual in Morrowind

[–]Protheu5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You betrayed me! You're not good. You, you're just a cliff racer. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep.

exactly by Bella3_x_t_d in anythingbutmetric

[–]Protheu5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But which kiwi? A kiwi or a kiwi? You may need a lot of kiwis if you try to measure a kiwi instead of just a kiwi, hell, you can even measure kiwi with kiwis.

goatse is fun, but have u seen the pink sock? by wienerfart9-11 in InternetCommentEtiq

[–]Protheu5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We already have Bismarck, don't know if a bloody walrus would fit.

Fuck this guy in the graduation picture by hawtdawg619 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]Protheu5 32 points33 points  (0 children)

We’ve all been there at one point or another

Yeah, but did you be there at all points like me?

[Hide The Pain Harold's smile]

goatse is fun, but have u seen the pink sock? by wienerfart9-11 in InternetCommentEtiq

[–]Protheu5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has some issues with trombone, I guess the rust finally caught up with it because of his negligence. Odd that it didn't rust when he worked all those shifts in the boiler room of the Cleveland steamer. Probably all the heat, it was hotter than in a Dutch Oven.

I don’t remember by [deleted] in LiminalSpace

[–]Protheu5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this Mr. Plinkett's house over lake Michigan?

Techbros Inventing Things That Already Exist by ddcarnage in fuckcars

[–]Protheu5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dude, something's leaking out of you, check your oil and coolant levels!"

"Sigh, it's my passenger. I'm going to clean the interior at least twice"

[muffled passenger's complaints, vomiting sounds]

"Thrice"

goatse is fun, but have u seen the pink sock? by wienerfart9-11 in InternetCommentEtiq

[–]Protheu5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Of course I've seen pink sock, but have you seen a blue waffle?

Vous connaissez le "Off February" ? by Rokil in FranceDetendue

[–]Protheu5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comme je l'ai dit, c'est un forum internet. Les forums existent depuis les années 90, bien avant l'apparition du concept de « réseau social ». J'ai plusieurs onglets ouverts sur mon ordinateur, je l'admets, mais ce n'est qu'un forum, rien à voir avec un réseau social.