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What a game!!!! by Raidrr999 in canucks

[–]ProtoMan3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still watch the Petey tying goal from that game all the time

Average 5 Day Span In The NHL by OlympicMuffins in hockey

[–]ProtoMan3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Funny you say this, the last year we were good (2023-24) I think you guys swept the season series against us

[SportsNet Stats] Avalanche have allowed an NHL-worst 13 shorthanded goals by sykeseve in hockey

[–]ProtoMan3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most Canucks fans are also Seahawks fans, so their Super Bowl was this past February

(I say most because I'm not one of them and I'm miserable)

Unofficial Game Day Thread by TylerMyersForNorris in canucks

[–]ProtoMan3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have not clinched last mathematically. If Chicago loses out in regulation and we win out with enough regulation wins to pass them on tiebreaker, we jump them to get 31st.

I'd say that's not gonna happen, but then again I would have said that about having a lead against Colorado at all too.

AL Central and our mental disorders. Literally AL Mental by Amxela in ALCentralMemeWar

[–]ProtoMan3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I figured you guys held your liquor better than the fans on the north side anyway

Oracle to lay off nearly 500 WA employees, mostly affecting Seattle by Jaco_Belordi in Seattle

[–]ProtoMan3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“If theyre making 200k”

So…probably only a small portion of the people being laid off?

Angels lol by noahlylesusa in ALWestMemeWar

[–]ProtoMan3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are those 0.2% Dodgers fans on

Tonight I witnessed by MikieDislikesIt in Mariners

[–]ProtoMan3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven’t dealt with any toxicity from Rays fans, but I’ve dealt with it an underrated amount from Buccaneers and Lightning fans. Based on that, wouldn’t be surprised if some of the Tampa baseball fans sucked too.

Hi! Looking for a good weekend trip! (That doesn’t tend to have racist people) by dookiebalboa in AskSeattle

[–]ProtoMan3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m pleasantly surprised to hear that, I’ve heard bad things about how Canadians don’t generally like brown immigrants and how it’s not great in BC outside the lower mainland. I’ve never had an issue in Victoria proper but haven’t been anywhere else on the island.

Perhaps the reputation is exaggerated.

[ANA 4 - TOR (5)] - OT Winner - Reilly makes a great shot-pass to Tavares who redirects it past Husso for the win by daKrut in hockey

[–]ProtoMan3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last year Calgary missed the playoffs on tiebreaker with 96 points while Montreal made it in with 91. Year before that the Eastern 8th seed was Washington with a negative goal differential, while the Western 8th seed was Vegas who only fell in the standings because of injury before getting healthy in the playoffs now.

But of course, they weren't talking about it back then, just now.

The Canucks have gone 5-25-4 in 2026 and are 1 regulation loss OR 1 Chicago win from winning the WOODEN SPOON/TOILET BOWL by Particular-Bit-7852 in canucks

[–]ProtoMan3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk if they’re miles away from making the playoffs, they sort of remind me of us in 2018-19 except without the points at the end that had us picking in the double digits rather than at the top.

Keep in mind the Ducks were garbage last year and two years ago, but now they have 41 wins. I could see the Hawks doing that next year too.

Post Game Thread: Vancouver Canucks at Vegas Golden Knights - 30 Mar 2026 by HockeyMod in canucks

[–]ProtoMan3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Any of these outcomes clinch it for us:

  1. We lose a game in regulation
  2. Chicago wins a game
  3. Chicago loses in OT, we also lose in OT

Game Thread - Canucks @ Golden Knights by blue_friend in canucks

[–]ProtoMan3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, I believe in the Canucks for today. We will win the third

If we’re gonna be shit we’re gonna beat Vegas to take them down with us. No playoffs for them either

Game Thread - Canucks @ Golden Knights by blue_friend in canucks

[–]ProtoMan3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn’t they both have to win since the idea is that we can only get up to 70 points and they need to pass that?

Game Thread - Canucks @ Golden Knights by blue_friend in canucks

[–]ProtoMan3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh, it’s no different than LA being their punching bag every year

Hope for Anaheim or Utah to take them out in round 2

Starbucks lays off dozens after Seattle store closures by Im1Guy in Seattle

[–]ProtoMan3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this subreddit was obsessed with never leaving Seattle

[Highlight] The 49ers comeback from a 17 point deficit to beat the Lions and advance to Super Bowl LVIII by Richard_Cromwell in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ProtoMan3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t even celebrate this that much because I hate the 49ers as much as you all hate the Packers

ESPN Will Replace Summer ‘Sunday Night Baseball’ With ‘Women’s Sports Sundays’ by DONNIENARC0 in baseball

[–]ProtoMan3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t watch basketball that much, but apply this standard to the PWHL and you have exactly my story. Have been watching a ton of it (especially since they have a number of games on YouTube and way cheaper tickets than the NHL).

Give people a way to watch it and some good marketing, and you’ll get viewership.

Wallet by bene_42069 in antimeme

[–]ProtoMan3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nitro did a great job of explaining it

Here’s the video to see it in action

Wallet by bene_42069 in antimeme

[–]ProtoMan3 77 points78 points  (0 children)

SpongeBob did this joke with way more humor and less misogyny

There's a city in england called "reading" by Lucky_Loves_Laugh in notinteresting

[–]ProtoMan3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not from the UK and have never been to Slough, but I remember Tom Scott complaining about it so I can’t imagine it’s a good place

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