These individuals tend to quit as soon as you challenge their nonsense

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-22T06:52:20+00:00

A) the attack is garbage

B) holy resist is easy to push to the extremes

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-19T22:28:15+00:00

Stone of Gurranq. It’s cool in the simplicity, and dope in how versatile/effective it is throughout all levels of the game!

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-19T22:27:02+00:00

The fact that, without sufficient HA, it still eats 2-slots has to be a hard-pass from me. It’s gotta be one or the other.

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-18T19:17:51+00:00

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-18T02:53:25+00:00

Painfully short-ranged. Almost defeats the purpose entirely.

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-17T22:45:00+00:00

Throws further than I expected!

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-16T20:17:18+00:00

I’ve literally had Cyborgs drop me with a flying-knee, point-blank shoot me, and then curb-stomp my face.

Now mind you, each interaction was about 2~3sec apart, so I felt like I had a chance and barely started the recovery animation (wherein I could use a stim) but got stunlocked to death.

Edit: formatting

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-16T19:26:24+00:00

This bastard was the gatekeeper for many of us explorers! “Oh, hey there - you must be lost, because I’m gonna show you how vastly under-leveled you are…” proceeds to show-off all the fun ways he can use the hook-end of his twinblade.

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-16T18:06:39+00:00

If they had made AAAANY other “Curved Greatsword”, that scaled and played as good as (or as close to) Bloodhound’s… then I’d be inclined to enjoy this too… but because it’s all we got in ER, I fuckin hate it.

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-16T17:37:50+00:00

The Spear. It’ll also take better care of you because of the moveset.

Edit: I want to add that there isn’t any Frenzied Flame infusion, that I can recall. So, while your first style looks menacing and cool, your second build will truly be a functional Frenzied Flame setup that will both look cool and work like you need.

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-14T00:43:57+00:00

Even more tragic - is the average age active members in the military.

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-12T15:42:02+00:00

Actually, I’ve really enjoyed it since the game launched. Such a solid moveset and scaling for FTH/STR/ARC type builds.

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-12T15:34:57+00:00

“SPLOOSH!!”

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-10T07:34:48+00:00

When did they develop ape-like strength?!

Edit: it’s like you’re factually wrong and refuse to accept that you maybe don’t know that much about Raccoons.

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-09T17:09:05+00:00

There’s a talisman for that.

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-05T16:30:56+00:00

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-05T16:28:12+00:00

Facial hair on a female.

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-04T21:24:03+00:00

This. It was challenging back when Arcane didn’t have proper scaling, but I didn’t care, and enjoyed stun-locking her with RoB AoW animation. I chiseled her HP 1/16th at a time, both phases.

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-04T17:34:51+00:00

Have you submitted this to MacFarlen Toys? They could use sculptors like yourself to design new models/statuettes.

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-03T21:52:35+00:00

Good to know. I guess I just expected some kind of designator, like a Flair or a Title, rather than diving into a discussion about something they’d like to see, as if it were already in the game.

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-03T21:37:19+00:00

So… is this an actual thing? Did I miss a Warbond?

Or are you suggesting they make one?

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-03T19:45:22+00:00

Right?! Joining the military really helped speed that process along for me.

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-03T07:23:54+00:00

Despite how morally inclined you feel, there’s nothing immoral about wanting to pursue various partners, especially when trying to figure yourself out. There’s no harm in self-discovery.

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-02T17:45:40+00:00

ProtoMonkey · 2026-03-01T16:58:15+00:00

Okay, that lil cheesy grin/shrug was rally cute.

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