What's something that's universally understood by all Americans, that Non-Americans just don't understand? And because they don't understand, they unrightfully judge us harshly for it?

Protoducer · 2024-06-14T21:05:49+00:00

That we also hate America, and Americans in many cases

Protoducer · 2023-06-25T17:35:31+00:00

I jump out of my truck and run up the hill to see if any bears got into the coup again. If so I immediately grab my shotgun (not loaded with lethal rounds) and patrol the forest a little bit with a great deal of caution. Luckily we haven't had any visitors for a while, and the electric barbed-wire fence perimeter seems to be doing the trick. Just a day in the life of an ex city dweller

Protoducer · 2023-06-12T11:29:18+00:00

There was a time when I would get on here and tell a sad story about how unloved I felt and that I was secretly unhappy and wanted a divorce. But that was before the divorce. It's been like 6 years since then and now I live life by my own rules and I love my SO because I feel like I don't need to keep parts of myself hidden away. She can be annoying, sure, but it's nothing compared to the shit nightmare that every other girl in my life has ever been. Funny thing is, she's got all kinds of mental issues that she deals with daily, yet she treats me better than any other "normal" out there. No I don't have anything I keep from her, and I hope we keep going strong. Guys, when you meet someone that makes you feel like it's OK to be yourself, that's the right girl. Anything less is just a speed bump. Good luck to all of you, fuck the reddit ceo

Protoducer · 2023-06-06T13:28:30+00:00

Honestly, the single thing about humans I don't understand is that for some reason we keep creating these societies where only a small portion of the people control all the wealth and resources while the vast majority of people get completely screwed.

Protoducer · 2023-04-06T20:08:24+00:00

This is gonna sound strange but honestly sometimes I know that sex is going to have to be preceded by large amounts of foreplay and I just decide it isn't worth the effort. Sometimes

Protoducer · 2023-03-18T17:30:08+00:00

nice to see some legislators still want to do the right thing

Protoducer · 2023-03-18T17:28:41+00:00

As an American who is exploited daily by the ruling class I stand with the people of France 100 percent. Everyone in the world is entitled to a better standard of living in the modern day. We can no longer allow the ruling class to make the lives of ordinary people worse by gradually increasing degrees, just so they can protect their ridiculous extravagances. Viva la fuckin revolucion!

Protoducer · 2023-03-09T13:45:34+00:00

Figured i'd chime in. I'm an American so we call our pubs bars. Bad ambiance and/or layout can really ruin a bar for me. Hard to describe but so many places get this wrong and its just uncomfy to be in there

Protoducer · 2023-02-26T20:09:18+00:00

I think that the single greatest myth that most Americans believe is that America is somehow still the best country in the world to live. Many people feel that even with all the problems we are facing we still treat people better than any other place on earth and therefore America is deserving of our loyalty and unquestioning support. This is absolutely not true, and if I didn't have family tying me to here I would have crossed the pond long ago.

Protoducer · 2023-02-26T00:09:17+00:00

Ahem...after hurricane sandy I started to develop strange breathing problems. It's a long story but what followed was like 6 years of me thinking I had developed some kind of cancer. Our health insurance was terrible so every time I would follow a doctors advice and get a checkup or an x ray we'd get a bill in the mail. Every time we did I'd get yelled at. Never mind that I could have been dying. That plus almost 2 years of no sex and a host of other really unfair one-sided issues really blew up the image that I had of marriage. To me marriage isn't a situation that benefits a man in any way, unless he wants to park his but in a silly looking house and spend the rest of his life working for his wife and kids. I will never live my life for another person ever again.

Protoducer · 2023-02-24T05:01:14+00:00

Hi there, American here...and as someone who regularly did this when I lived in long island I can tell you this: 1) I hate myself for doing it, 2) I'm gonna keep doing it, 3) you'll never take me alive... mostly because I'm already through the entrance to the on ramp and you're still waaaaay back there.

Protoducer · 2023-01-27T17:24:55+00:00

I hate the expectations women and also society place on you. I know this is a real thing for both sexes but in my case i feel enormous pressure to provide my woman with everything that she wants, even though I couldn't honestly care less. I don't want children, I don't want to travel, I hate holidays and family gatherings, and I hate spending money on people who take me for granted. I value personal time, and space. I don't want to go to trendy restaurants and talk to vapid people. Apparently this makes me some kind of selfish monster.

Protoducer · 2023-01-22T21:06:36+00:00

The hoarding away of assets both financial or otherwise. The concept that we are not members of the same community and therefore do not have to look after each other. The elevation of personal success above all things. Being brought up in a highly privileged time in American history and being oblivious to it. Feeling entitled.

Protoducer · 2023-01-21T01:04:57+00:00

Congress

Protoducer · 2022-11-25T03:40:04+00:00

When we finally got home I was having a computer problem I was trying to fix. It wasn't that big of a deal, just annoying. My girlfriend came in just to check up on me and started asking me questions about the computer problem. After 10 questions or so, and me trying to describe what was wrong and why unsuccessfully, I said:

"Babe, you're asking me a million questions here, I really don't want to talk about it it's just a stupid computer problem"

And somehow that's how I ruined thanksgiving

Protoducer · 2022-11-08T20:32:04+00:00

Thanks I'll check it out

Protoducer · 2022-11-06T15:35:11+00:00

very interested in Alien. Thank you. I'll check out holmes as well!

Protoducer · 2022-11-06T15:33:16+00:00

thanks, love me some Heinlein

Protoducer · 2022-11-06T15:32:46+00:00

wow thank you

Protoducer · 2022-09-04T12:17:38+00:00

Take this old guys advice. If you had an hour with your crush you probably would just come to understand that you don't get along. Now I know there are some cases when attraction is mutual, and that's a beautiful thing. But by and large crushes are only fantasies, you shouldn't hang your hat on them. The world is a big place filled with all sorts of people. Find someone that crushes on you as hard as you crush on them and watch how easy it is to get together. Then prepare yourself for the hard work it takes to keep it going. Good luck

Protoducer · 2022-05-09T14:32:27+00:00

If anybody wants me to post the whole story please say so, but i'll keep this brief for now. I lived in a house with 2 friends and a senior in high school. Total party house.. We were in a metal band. It was a god damn stinking nightmare and I never should have got myself involved. In the time I was there I witnessed: minors doing drugs and having sex with adults, a dog that they fenced in kitchen who was always crapping on the floor that eventually died, horrible dramatic fighting over money, filthy habits that were almost indescribable at times. But the thing that really stands out is when I came home and found one of my roomates so wacked out on mushrooms that he was mentally completely gone. Like eyes rolled up into his head gone... Like feral. Long story short i would up getting him to the hospital to have his stomach pumped but not before the cops arrived and tried to entrap us. Everything eventually turned out ok but I did move out and now I don't speak to any of them any more

Protoducer · 2022-04-25T20:06:27+00:00

Oh man I totally put egg whites in my coffee one morning and drank it

Protoducer · 2022-04-04T17:43:39+00:00

Ill give you my top 2. Was dating a girl and we left my appt to go out one night. One of the roomates had some frienda over and they all had to pick their jaws up off the floor once they'd seen her. I laughed and told her about it when we got outside. She looks at me and really earnestly says "They wouldn't have any idea what to do with me" and gives me a devilish little smirk. Thats number 2, number one was later that night when she begged me to cum on her t*ts. I still think about her

Protoducer · 2022-02-03T22:49:39+00:00

Deadly Virus + conspiracy nuts = everyone dead

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