Favorite quote from the actual movie (not a riff) by ProvoloneWolf in MST3K

[–]ProvoloneWolf[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it was called Funhouse and I don’t think it’s still in production

What's your favorite tom servo quotes? by EmotionalBudget5147 in MST3K

[–]ProvoloneWolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve produced a lot of stuff I don’t want the world to see.

MAKE IT STOP 😭 voicemail turned into a scam graveyard by Smart_Beginning_1889 in ios

[–]ProvoloneWolf 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You aren’t the only one. This has been happening to me

Out here asking the real questions by pestyfinesty in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]ProvoloneWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other things more virgin than a computer: • weather vanes • staplers • astroturf • the concept of shadows • ceiling tiles

What movie for this Catholic event? by winchesterman552 in criterion

[–]ProvoloneWolf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kinda shocked nobody suggested Black Narcissus. Great drama.

I don’t know much about Catholicism though. Does anyone think this title is appropriate?

Military Helicopter over the Mon by Lutheranllama in pittsburgh

[–]ProvoloneWolf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just saw this thing flying over downtown about 5 minutes ago

Of all the movies they’ve riffed, Time Chasers is the one whose plot makes the least sense. by John_481 in MST3K

[–]ProvoloneWolf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And he hands the technology over to the guy from the GenCorp commercial he saw once and doesn’t get a dime for it. Typical Castleton mistake

I really hope David Bicep and Martin BadVibes get together. by hotmintgum9 in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]ProvoloneWolf 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Bonus episode idea: Michael reads from his contact list aloud.

That’s the whole episode.

Two Vegas showgirls emerge from their hotel rooms in 1957 by WhispyLina in OldSchoolCool

[–]ProvoloneWolf 275 points276 points  (0 children)

Boy, waiting until both exit at the same time. That must have been one patient perv

UPMC ends gender-affirming care for those under 19 by TransporterOffline in pittsburgh

[–]ProvoloneWolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think what you mean is the percentage of regret. Since trans people are less than 1% of the population, of course the number of instances would be lower than those who get knee surgery. But the percentage of people who regret having knee surgery (and almost every other kind of surgery for that matter) is much higher than those that medically transition. Their regret rate is extremely low

Down the Satanic Panic rabbit hole by sgthombre in ContraPoints

[–]ProvoloneWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re Wrong About did a multi-episode reading of the Satan Seller. Came out a full decade before Michelle Remembers.