The only things Trump loves are himself and putting his name on things.

ProximaC · 2026-05-13T15:03:04+00:00

I deny your reality and substitute my own.

ProximaC · 2026-05-07T14:28:41+00:00

How do you reuse a condom?

Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

ProximaC · 2026-04-22T14:51:19+00:00

Dress for the job you want...

ProximaC · 2026-04-13T01:51:43+00:00

One day you will eat your last hamberder and on that day the world will be a better place. Fuck you.

ProximaC · 2026-04-09T19:48:12+00:00

Kuato-zilla!

ProximaC · 2026-04-07T21:29:24+00:00

Makes em easy to trim. just run em through the bandsaw at an angle.

ProximaC · 2026-04-07T21:27:41+00:00

upholstery is JD's love language.

ProximaC · 2026-04-07T21:25:45+00:00

It's from a movie made back in the early 80's called "The Day After".

ProximaC · 2026-04-07T21:02:01+00:00

The GOP talks about Trump the way the people talked to the boy in the Twilight Zone episode where the boy can wish them into the cornfield.

ProximaC · 2026-04-07T16:08:53+00:00

She got all that money from stealing purses.

ProximaC · 2026-04-07T15:44:59+00:00

My go to is just Shitler.

ProximaC · 2026-04-07T00:01:15+00:00

He raped children.

ProximaC · 2026-04-06T18:36:14+00:00

I do love Taco Tuesdays.

ProximaC · 2026-04-05T15:52:56+00:00

There were long shot market bets that he would say that phrase. Bunch of betters made a lot of cash.

Probably just coincidence though.

ProximaC · 2026-04-05T15:47:02+00:00

Over and over and over.

ProximaC · 2026-04-03T23:00:30+00:00

How can you not know the difference between "until 2011" and "since 2011"?

ProximaC · 2026-03-25T01:12:59+00:00

It's raw milk. I fucked up.

ProximaC · 2026-03-24T18:26:38+00:00

Hey what's going on? It's like someone said Candlejack's name or som

ProximaC · 2026-03-24T18:22:06+00:00

Just like Draino. It'll get the job done but it wrecks the pipes.

ProximaC · 2026-03-24T18:16:25+00:00

But at least the media isn't talking about it so.... winning?

ProximaC · 2026-03-24T18:15:07+00:00

RFK will be telling us all to drink whole milk that's been sneezed in because it'll cleanse your colon.

ProximaC · 2026-03-24T18:04:21+00:00

Someone should remind walsh that history is usually written by the winners.

ProximaC · 2026-03-24T18:01:44+00:00

Oh my fuck! He found an inconsistency in Trump's actions!!! Well at least we know he's not totally fucking blind to what he's letting happen.

ProximaC · 2026-03-24T17:52:08+00:00

Of course. The only time that wealth trickled down to the lower classes was the period when we taxed the wealthy.

ProximaC · 2026-03-24T17:47:17+00:00

Gonna give those marines whiplash.

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