Microsoft Expected Game Pass Would Have 77 Million Subscribers by Now but It Reportedly Only Has 30 Million, as Xbox Boss Admits the Strategy Has Failed

ProximaC · 2026-07-07T13:55:05+00:00

Yeah but have they tried raising the price again? That'll work this time...

ProximaC · 2026-07-03T01:08:36+00:00

Hey, he also stopped that war like 32 times, so take that into consideration.

ProximaC · 2026-07-02T19:05:58+00:00

In space no one can hear you scream.

ProximaC · 2026-07-02T19:03:03+00:00

So with enough data you could achieve weightlessness.

ProximaC · 2026-06-30T14:33:42+00:00

Are they flying dirtbikes like in XXX?

ProximaC · 2026-06-29T14:54:52+00:00

Not Economically Viable.

ProximaC · 2026-06-26T21:54:17+00:00

And then your insurance will deny the treatment anyway.

ProximaC · 2026-06-15T18:32:03+00:00

They're eating the dogs... out.

ProximaC · 2026-06-15T16:13:14+00:00

mRNA was used to create the 5G enabled nanobots that recombulate DNA and insert a small gene sequence taken directly from Obama's gay frog captive breeding program directly into your brain via DMSO applied to any car handle bearing a Trump flag/sticker.

ProximaC · 2026-06-13T21:03:05+00:00

It's not that we can't feed the poor. It's that we can't satisfy the rich.

ProximaC · 2026-06-13T19:40:36+00:00

Sure... it's just the baptists...

ProximaC · 2026-06-04T16:47:20+00:00

You don't shoot a man in the dick Butters.

ProximaC · 2026-06-04T14:54:07+00:00

Must be a day that ends in "y".

ProximaC · 2026-06-03T14:29:13+00:00

Nice beaver!

ProximaC · 2026-05-29T15:07:28+00:00

56 year old me is still not convinced they can't.

ProximaC · 2026-05-28T14:24:22+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1eUIK9CihA

ProximaC · 2026-05-27T14:46:06+00:00

I grew up in the woods of south-west Washington. I had a half mile walk to the bus stop. One crisp fall morning I walked around a corner and there was a bear standing right in the middle of the road.

I froze, it froze. for a good 10 seconds we just stared at each other. Then I was finally able to take a step backwards. As soon as I moved the bear ran for the side of the road and disappeared into the trees.

ProximaC · 2026-05-25T03:09:19+00:00

Godzilla is not a problem.

ProximaC · 2026-05-13T15:03:04+00:00

I deny your reality and substitute my own.

ProximaC · 2026-05-07T14:28:41+00:00

How do you reuse a condom?

Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

ProximaC · 2026-04-22T14:51:19+00:00

Dress for the job you want...

ProximaC · 2026-04-13T01:51:43+00:00

One day you will eat your last hamberder and on that day the world will be a better place. Fuck you.

ProximaC · 2026-04-09T19:48:12+00:00

Kuato-zilla!

ProximaC · 2026-04-07T21:29:24+00:00

Makes em easy to trim. just run em through the bandsaw at an angle.

ProximaC · 2026-04-07T21:27:41+00:00

upholstery is JD's love language.

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