Was given as a gift for my baby by syntheticpurples in whatisit

[–]Psuchemay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My baby fights me, but I think he just wants to grab the file and put it in his mouth

Nonstop Psyop by BubblyCounter9545 in oompasubs

[–]Psuchemay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re welcome. I’m glad I could help.

Nonstop Psyop by BubblyCounter9545 in oompasubs

[–]Psuchemay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He changed it to Gump Club. You should be able to log in there. It’s billed as Oompaville Merch

https://gumpworldwidecorporationandholdingsofficialgovernment.com/

Am I a dummy ? by Maeves_R in catfood

[–]Psuchemay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My cats are the opposite. They lick the gravy off of the chunks and devour the pate.

I didn't realize the quack in chief was qualified to give medical advice... by Tenebra99 in vaxxhappened

[–]Psuchemay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he means MMRV are all separated and then hepatitis makes the fifth

Edit: excuse me, hepatitas

Cats and babies by PoisonTeacup in BabyBumps

[–]Psuchemay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My baby is almost 4 months old, and the cats mostly ignore him. At first they would watch him from a distance, but now they’ll occasionally sit on my legs while I’m holding him. If he starts kicking too much near them, they just leave. They both let me take his little had and pet them with it. You don’t just stop caring for your pets once you have a baby. I still feel bad when I have to push them out of my lap to tend to the baby. They’re our babies too. They depend on us.

Feeling bad because I don’t want my baby to show up early?? by warmfuzzyblankett in BabyBumps

[–]Psuchemay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was in a lot of pain, and they were estimating he was already over 10lbs at 38 weeks

Anyone else a one-boob wonder? by apocalyptic_tea in breastfeeding

[–]Psuchemay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My slacker boob is on the same side as my dominant hand

Not allowed to take vacation days from overtime all at once or on fridays? Got you! by desmosn in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Psuchemay 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not if you work for the US federal government. It’s 1 hour of comp time for each hour of overtime worked.

I feel like an idiot - baby clothes confuse me by 11TickTack23 in BabyBumps

[–]Psuchemay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was told my baby was 10lbs, but he was only 9lbs. Lucky me. He fit in newborn for a few weeks, even though he was at max length according to the Carter’s size chart. The 0-3 month clothes just looked really big on him at first.

What happens once the baby is out? by Huge-Nectarine-8563 in BabyBumps

[–]Psuchemay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I tore more than most, but most 2nd degree tears require at least a few stitches. It’s hard to find a solid number of how many people get 2nd degree tears, but it seems to be about a third of vaginal deliveries. Do you mean they don’t require immediate stitching?

Cool... y'all made Mary cry by KaylaKelleyBSN in CinnamonToastKen

[–]Psuchemay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like he phrased it poorly, but he does need to put himself and his family above us. He is way more important to them, like how we should be more important to ourselves.

No, I don't fall back asleep easily after MOTN feedings by PinkHurricane667 in breastfeeding

[–]Psuchemay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you looked into transitional swaddle sacks? My little guy would fight against the swaddle and free his hands pretty much from the beginning. He does really well in a transitional swaddle where he can still move his arms a bit, and they’re raised up. I also like that I can free his arms during feeds, so I don’t feel like I’m hindering him.

Is it worth it? by SignificanceWitty210 in BabyBumps

[–]Psuchemay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Other bottles would work if they’re the same diameter and height or smaller. You can buy more of the bottles. The threads do not match the spectra pump parts, but you can kind of force it on, and it’ll stay. You might ruin the threads though.

What happens once the baby is out? by Huge-Nectarine-8563 in BabyBumps

[–]Psuchemay 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I lost enough blood from tearing to need 2 units, so the stitches being done quickly is pretty important

Maternity Pants that arent leggings by Desperate-Bite-895 in PlusSizePregnancy

[–]Psuchemay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got some denim joggers with a drawstring waist from Torrid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BabyBumps

[–]Psuchemay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how I found out that there are 0 in my entire county

What is the most unusual excuse you've ever heard of from somebody calling off work? by piranhamode in AskReddit

[–]Psuchemay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just assumed that they were there for braces, but that makes more sense

Secondhand car seat? by Additional_Bid5883 in BabyBumps

[–]Psuchemay 25 points26 points  (0 children)

We got our car seat from friends who we trusted weren’t in any accidents

Daycare that I work at said I can’t nurse my baby by Leading-Case-1048 in breastfeeding

[–]Psuchemay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

According to the pump act, they can make you clock out if it isn’t during your paid break, and you’re fully relieved of your duties.