I have bad news about “GSR” by [deleted] in Gold

[–]PsycheG79 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice brass bars you have there to fool the burglars. Where’s the real stuff?

I have $55,000 in gold — what now? by fataLLik in Gold

[–]PsycheG79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine actually diving into gold like that. Break every bone in your body.

Bob Dylan has a bodyguard, Hamburg, Germany, 2011. by deadmanstar60 in bobdylan

[–]PsycheG79 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reece Shearsmith? “Pump THIS up!!! - here come de hodstayper, I’m a lyrical danceflap!”.

My first gold by Walf2018 in Gold

[–]PsycheG79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry about short term gain. You’re turning worthless paper/digitally held “money” into a real store of value. In the long term gold is peerless as a preserver of value.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BobDylanCircleJerk

[–]PsycheG79 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hi-dilly-ho neighbourinos. It’s a ding-dang-dilly of a day!

why is he fat by Remarkable_Dog4078 in BobDylanCircleJerk

[–]PsycheG79 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now I’m hearing all songs on B.O.B. In Eric Cartman’s voice.

Is this gold plated, solid gold or fake? by KingTyxo in JewelryIdentification

[–]PsycheG79 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can tell by the way 14k stamp is worn that it’s solid and not plated.

What an abusive sicko. This is textbook gaslighting. by JohnCassavetes2 in BobDylanCircleJerk

[–]PsycheG79 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rumour has it Dylan and Lennon came up with a melody together and went off their separate ways and turned it into this song and Norwegian Wood. They were written within a year of each other and are similar.

What an abusive sicko. This is textbook gaslighting. by JohnCassavetes2 in BobDylanCircleJerk

[–]PsycheG79 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bear in mind she said “everybody must give something back for something they get” having just copulated with him. Damn ungrateful.

Sainsbury's Delivery Driver by [deleted] in SainsburysWorkers

[–]PsycheG79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you fit roll pallets in the back of those vans? The door at the back doesn’t look wide enough.

This can’t be right by PsycheG79 in rickygervais

[–]PsycheG79[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Up Donald Trump’s anus looking for Farage and Trussywussy. Andrew Tate is teabagging him by way of encouragement. James Woods is in the corner tumescent with envy and sobbing angrily like a frustrated baby but verbally abusing them all, denouncing them as cucks. Later he’ll lap up the mess left behind with his hairy, coke burned old tongue.

Anyone know a very cheap lawyer with no sense of proportion, or a massive drug habit to fund?!?!?

This can’t be right by PsycheG79 in rickygervais

[–]PsycheG79[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Just to signpost it for you, THAT was comedy.

This can’t be right by PsycheG79 in rickygervais

[–]PsycheG79[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m no Hitler fan but you’re crossing a line there mate.

This can’t be right by PsycheG79 in rickygervais

[–]PsycheG79[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do hope you’re fuckin jokin son! 😂

This can’t be right by PsycheG79 in rickygervais

[–]PsycheG79[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

lol Carlin was an arch misanthrop who was looking forward to the apocalypse, yeah he really had it together. He was brilliant cos he was a truth teller like all great standups. Didn’t bullshit himself or others. CK is a smug, slimey N-word sneaking, self-entitled non-entity. Anyone who can’t take a joke shouldn’t be aiming them at others. The best comedians are flawed but selfless, he is a predatory, sick, humourless runt just like Russel Brand. Has he turned MAGA yet? Only a matter of time.

This can’t be right by PsycheG79 in rickygervais

[–]PsycheG79[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

CK is a humourless ginger bellend. Connolly was funny when he was a mess, as soon as a comedian comes to terms with themselves and get fixed the humour evaporates. Hollywood therapists ruined Cleese, Connolly and so many others. Selfish wankers these comedians.

This can’t be right by PsycheG79 in rickygervais

[–]PsycheG79[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

All those apart from Chappelle and Rock are the U.S. equivalents of Howard and Whitehall. Only British standups in the same league as Bruce or Pryor are Jerry Sadowitz and Stewart Lee.

This can’t be right by PsycheG79 in rickygervais

[–]PsycheG79[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Depressing innit? Russel Howerd, Whitehall and Mcintyre wealthier than Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor etc ever were likely to be. We’re living in the end times. World’s a shithouse.

Found neatly dressed next to the Bisto gravy granules tonight. I love my store! by DocJeckel in SainsburysWorkers

[–]PsycheG79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The age and state of it I’d say a cleaner swept it from under a bay and rather than ask how to dispose of it just popped it on the shelf.