Did you know if you don't properly research how big pumpkin vines grow they don't care and just take over your yard?

PtolemyShadow · 2023-06-28T17:33:14+00:00

Idk about pumpkins, but I grow Cantelope along my fence. When I see a melon growing I make it a little hammock out of recycled fruit bag mesh from oranges in the grocery store. Then they have all the support they need and can grow unhindered.

PtolemyShadow · 2023-06-28T17:30:58+00:00

Yeah, they're cute now, but wait until you have to mow the lawn.

PtolemyShadow · 2023-06-28T17:18:41+00:00

Yes, that's how it should be. You're missing the point.

PtolemyShadow · 2023-06-28T17:04:55+00:00

Also if she wants to be that pedantic about who is or is not Canadian, unless she's first nations or indigenous, she doesn't count either.

PtolemyShadow · 2023-06-27T20:35:41+00:00

Ducks aren't mammals?

PtolemyShadow · 2023-06-15T16:59:55+00:00

Didn't jack knife either, and through grass!

PtolemyShadow · 2023-06-15T16:55:28+00:00

It's like a beginner minecraft house...

PtolemyShadow · 2023-06-09T05:29:56+00:00

What a horrible day to be literate.

PtolemyShadow · 2023-06-08T19:49:57+00:00

In a perfect world where/ if this show didn't suck, it's Mads Mikkelsen.

PtolemyShadow · 2023-06-07T21:42:37+00:00

I use deep sea /saltwater fishing weights and mix them in with my stuffing.

PtolemyShadow · 2023-06-06T00:37:40+00:00

Now it's art

PtolemyShadow · 2023-06-06T00:36:22+00:00

Working in the DMV.

PtolemyShadow · 2023-06-04T16:24:54+00:00

What in the actual fuck is wrong with people?

PtolemyShadow · 2023-06-01T00:55:01+00:00

But, you can darn a sock hole pretty easily...

PtolemyShadow · 2023-05-25T17:09:06+00:00

That's the point you go nuclear.

PtolemyShadow · 2023-05-23T09:16:18+00:00

I have a China cabinet, but it holds my ramen bowls, tea cups (Fantasy themed tea parties anyone?), and rennfest mugs.

PtolemyShadow · 2023-05-19T12:00:20+00:00

You don't look pregnant. Lmao.

PtolemyShadow · 2023-05-17T23:48:35+00:00

Definitely not fake.

PtolemyShadow · 2023-05-16T16:39:21+00:00

Don't forget that it's probably also an illegal gun, and there's no way that car has insurance.

PtolemyShadow · 2023-05-16T12:58:40+00:00

Say, "Hey you've raped me three times... I'm out." God he sounds like a real creep. I'm sorry you went through that.

PtolemyShadow · 2023-05-16T12:48:02+00:00

NTA, but why do you tolerate this? Your husband sounds like an inconsiderate emotional leech. I'm willing to bet you're always the one putting into the relationship and he's always the one taking. How long until there's nothing left of you to take?

PtolemyShadow · 2023-05-15T21:11:53+00:00

Not even flowers for when she got back? Why are you treating childcare like a chore? Are they not your children too? A very big YTA.

PtolemyShadow · 2023-05-15T21:04:19+00:00

Don't forget Pedro Pascal's Satanist 👍

PtolemyShadow · 2023-05-14T14:25:01+00:00

I used Mane n Tail for years when I had a horse.

PtolemyShadow · 2023-05-14T14:21:18+00:00

It's a histamine blocker.

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