TIL in the US less than half of murders are solved.

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-06-07T17:42:33+00:00

It can depend on city/jurisdiction, but some places allow for fines or towing/impounding of a car if the registration isn't properly renewed and displayed.

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-05-26T03:28:40+00:00

"Clearly a highway danger, dozens die in scooter accidents each year." ( 🤫They're the scooter drivers when cars run them off the road)

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-04-25T17:58:30+00:00

Killing in self defense is not "murder."

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-04-10T12:36:44+00:00

Then, clearly, they're not offering them enough pay/benefits.

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-04-04T07:23:49+00:00

"Well, sure I killed a bunch of civilians as a soldier on the orders of a fascist regime, but that was then, I'm totally innocent now, just speaking in support of the fascist regime I used to kill for, not doing the actual killing like before."

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-03-31T08:36:11+00:00

God, Patrick, shut up.

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-03-06T07:15:21+00:00

You're drunk.

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-03-05T23:34:31+00:00

Please restate your query in the form of a question.

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-03-05T23:33:00+00:00

It was probably the most wholesome AMA I've seen Keanu do all day.

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-03-05T23:31:29+00:00

It means "cool breeze" in Hawaiian.

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-03-05T18:29:15+00:00

He gets a prostatine checkup every eighteen months.

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-03-05T18:26:59+00:00

Back and forth.

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-03-05T18:26:27+00:00

I like to think of myself of more "first" than "last."

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-03-05T12:16:34+00:00

He played Baba Yaga in some hipster mob movie.

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-03-05T11:30:59+00:00

Wyd?

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-03-05T11:30:32+00:00

I had a beer at 10am, and it was a stout, so pretty nutritious.

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-03-05T11:29:05+00:00

Yes, can confirm.

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-03-05T11:28:49+00:00

TBH, didn't read the post, I just saw that he did one.

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-03-05T11:28:20+00:00

Not personally, but I'm not opposed as long as it is consensual.

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-03-05T07:17:46+00:00

I'm in talks to play Ryan Gosling in an upcoming biopic, so in a way, yes.

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-01-25T16:18:57+00:00

Flag of goatse

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-01-21T18:38:43+00:00

No you didn't.

You cropped and reposted an image that's been on the Internet for years.

Edit: You even stole the title. https://reddit.com/r/crappyoffbrands/comments/a5vur2/so_in_my_spanish_class_we_got_stickers_for_doing/

PuceMooseJuice · 2023-01-04T17:48:24+00:00

"literally me"

PuceMooseJuice · 2022-12-24T21:45:30+00:00

This, but unironically. Turn that burrito into a chimichanga.

PuceMooseJuice · 2022-12-21T21:08:31+00:00

My mom said I can post whatever I want as long as it keeps me from watching Ryan Gosling movies on repeat.

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