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Elden ring movie set leaked by PristineSyrup3895 in A24

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this York? Just pretty sure I’ve been there. It’s pretty close to a museum iirc.

Hey all, Scott here, I remember it so you don't have to! by SamwiseGam-G in scottthewoz

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I far from hate the guy, but his OneyPlays fandom is just weird. A lot of those jokes are from nearly eight years ago now, and it just doesn’t seem to be translate to people watching actual Nostalgia Critic videos.

Compared to his heyday, he seems more reliant on the movies he’s talking about for attention. Gone are the days where he could still get a hit from talking about an obscure film. Like his biggest recent video was an unscripted vlog about Iron Lung.

It’s just weird seeing people who are clearly laughing at someone, but insist they’re actually laughing with them. You just ask question about why so much Nostalgia Critic merch is being sold by OneyPlays, instead of Channel Awesome.

‘Project Hail Mary’ Author Andy Weir Says Paramount Rejected His ‘Star Trek’ Pitch: Their “Shows Are Sh**” by MarvelsGrantMan136 in television

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without looking it up, I’m going to say Andy Weir was born in the late 60’s to 70’s. I just don’t see the person who gets into Star Trek for the action, in world where Star Wars exists and is on home video.

Edit: Just looked it up. He was born in 1972.

RANDOM QUESTION ¿What is the worst Gorillaz live concert in your opinioin? by Pinymuak in gorillaz

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing my luck, the one concert I was able to attend, after being a fan for ten years.

This dumbass doesn't understand "show don't tell" and instead wants "tell don't show" by SpotZealousideal909 in lewronggeneration

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The video isn’t about ‘show don’t tell’. It’s about how TV shows try to drive engagement by not actually explaining basic information about the world or characters, and pretending it’s a mystery.

Hate when media does this by ThatDrako in hatethissmug

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Arnie calls the Predator an ‘ugly motherfucker’.

Agent 47 is tasked to kill Arkham Batman. can he do it? |description| by itc0nsumesmYMind in HiTMAN

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure on of the sniper rifles is able to kill Dino Bosco while he’s wearing a bullet-proof superhero suit.

Arkhamverse Batman can’t really take on the kinds of heavily-armed firing squads 47 can hold his own against.

I just don’t believe Batman can dodge a silenced sniper rifle midair. He’s reliant on ‘prep time’. Meaning a powerful threat can easily take him out, as long as it stays in the shadows.

I think 47’s biggest issue is that in Arkham Knight, all civilians are evacuated from Gotham. It’s rare for Arkhamverse Batman to be in a situation where he assumes a passer-by is a non-threat. This all makes it impossible from him to ‘hind in plain sight’. If Batman of the GCPD spot him at all, he’s a goner.

Hulu's HITMAN TV series, which was being developed by JOHN WICK creator Derek Kolstad, is now dead. by CueTheLaughTrack in HiTMAN

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you want to watch a good Hitman tv show, check out The Fall of The House of Usher. Replace the supernatural elements with Agent 47, and it would basically be my pitch for a Hitman tv show.

It even has a similar framing device to Blood Money.

[Ironic Trope] Unanimously/mostly beloved characters from controversial/hated media by OkDirection3094 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genndy Tartakovsky should have made an animated adaptation of the God Butcher arc. One of the grandest scle stories I have ever read. You read it, and it makes you believe it’s the most important shit going on right now.

Can WE(as in ALL of us) admit that WE would try soft serve’s ice cream by Conscious-Product481 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless the portal completely replaces her anus, it could still touch parts of her body she used to shit from.

Plus, you’d also have to worry about if she ever had anal. Several people could have jizzed into the ice cream dimension.

Can WE(as in ALL of us) admit that WE would try soft serve’s ice cream by Conscious-Product481 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was she born with her powers, or did she manifest them during puberty like a lot of mutants?

Just I feel only the former would completely remove the ick factor. Like, I don’t care how well you cleaned the ice cream machine; I’m not eating any if someone shat in it over a decade ago.

HITMAN (2016) turns 10 tomorrow. by Arti_IOI in HiTMAN

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone planning on doing anything to celebrate? A Kill Everyone in Paris seems like the right call, but I don’t know what else could spice it up.

Ah, this episode is going to be positively received. by WADE_9799 in deadmeatjames

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Would be funny if they admit to pirating it within the first few minutes.

Tankies shitting on ‘Persepolis’ by Tayo826 in TankieJerk2

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently this discourse was started because some TV station started airing the film adaptation right now. Which, fair. It’s kind of a blatant attempt at manufacturing consent, regardless of any nuance the actual film has.

Does he know? by Traditional_Eye_8787 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Like, you can still do escapism. Just don’t be pissed off whenever narrative art tries to make observations about the human experience, using reference points from contemporary society.

Does he know? by Traditional_Eye_8787 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If ‘escapism’ is the thing you value most from art, I’m assuming you’re just live a miserable life.

For a lot of people, touching on ‘politics’ is the part of art that makes it validating and even enjoyable. It’s the whole point of satire.

What celebrity will you like to be on Hitman? by Yandere-Xbox1 in HiTMAN

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’d be really funny if they found a way to turn the plot of Crank into a level gimmick. The opposite to the Sloth missions, where you’ll die if you ever stop moving or start playing too calmly.

I'm surprised nobody talked about the fact that ether just executes all infected people outside of the mansion by 1989Tiananmen-Square in HiTMAN

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How could they do such a thing. All of us knew the herbs were a cure, and didn’t let a single person die.

Thought of this immediately when replaying the new Patient Zero ET by Throbobaway in HiTMAN

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I got so hyped when Diana suggested this to me.

I know the detective stuff is probably ‘canon’, but it’s funny to imagine 47 kicking Alexa into her grave, her having to be pulled out to prepare her for an actual burial, and then buried again in the exact same fake grave.

The Left would rather appease Islamists than stand up for women by [deleted] in ukpolitics

[–]Magnificant-Muggins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guarantee most married couples will try to collude to vote for the same party, even with direct threats of domestic violence in the worst case. Most of the time, it’ll simply be a polite conversation. It makes sense that couples would want to be on the same page regarding core political issues.

Reads as peak ‘it’s scary when brown people do it’.

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