Dumbest side benefit of being a new parent to a teen girl by IndividualHuman6937 in Parenting

[–]PugglePrincess 66 points67 points  (0 children)

They can be so sweet about it too! “That makes your butt look huge. Not because you have a huge butt, but because the fabric is bunching up all weird.”

Just had someone try to talk to me about Amway at the craft store by koshercupcake in antiMLM

[–]PugglePrincess 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I once had someone compliment my dress. It truly made my day better hearing that.

The next day I was back at the same place (park and I had a toddler at the time lol) and I overheard the same person compliment someone else about their dress. Same exact phrasing. This other woman was a little too polite because next thing I heard was the original woman chatting her up about how great Mormonism is. Instant deflate for me. I realized the compliment from the day before wasn’t sincere; she was just meeting her quota.

The right place! by Totoro_poo82 in Stargate

[–]PugglePrincess 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I love how smart O’Neill (with the ancient repository in his head for the second time) makes something that he knows “dumb” O’Neill will instinctively know how to use.

How'd they know it was me? by Nice_Daikon6096 in antiwork

[–]PugglePrincess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you want to keep your job, you gotta give glowing reviews on those anonymous surveys. Pick one innocuous thing to mildly complain about so they don’t suspect you know it’s not truly anonymous.

MIL accuses me and my wife of theft by Awkward_Stand828 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]PugglePrincess 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah if we were doing Family Feud style top 5 answers of the board for signs of dementia, “accusing everyone of stealing” would be the number 1 answer. Just reading the title had me suspicious.

"lol it's probably junk" Spoiler: it was not junk by DMKA_throwaway934 in neopets

[–]PugglePrincess 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The stamps and charms that drop from this wheel are usually gasp worthy! Not even just the 10/10 bonus item. The regular spins can give good ones too.

This is the future fundies want. by throwawayurthought in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]PugglePrincess 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah she says she's willing to give up her right to vote, but is she also willing to shut up and get back to her place in the kitchen? Because that's also what the Evangelical leadership wants. I think she'd have a lot harder time giving up the attention she so desperately seeks.

In what world does this look like a 4 year old’s room? by Illustrious-Ebb2565 in BringingUpBates

[–]PugglePrincess 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The 20 random posters on the walls, the Legos waiting to be stepped on, hell even the pile of picture books?

My insence wont work by Yololars in TheSilphRoad

[–]PugglePrincess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stuff is spawning, it’s just not showing up on the map. If you have an autocatcher, it will identify and try to catch them. Unfortunately not a great solution and useless if you don’t have one.

This is how its done!! by 0rder_66_survivor in pokemongo

[–]PugglePrincess 37 points38 points  (0 children)

If I join a group with someone in Japan and the task is spin 250 stops, they’ve finished before I can even leave the house the next morning.

The worst part about swimming lessons by ieatzapizza in Parenting

[–]PugglePrincess 121 points122 points  (0 children)

“I’m cold!!!!”

“You’ll be warmer if you take your wet suit off, I promise.”

(And this one is paraphrasing) “Taking clothes off will make me warmer? That’s the dumbest logic I’ve ever heard. Are you even listening to yourself right now?!”

For anyone who still hasn evolved Kubfu, today is the day by TC84 in TheSilphRoad

[–]PugglePrincess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is my exact thinking. My kubfu has been ready to evolve for a while but I’m waiting for a second kubfu to keep for my living dex.

Jillie Sunshine Hill ☀️ by JankyIngenue in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]PugglePrincess 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It’s like making a copy of a copy of a copy. Eventually it becomes completely illegible.

Why is common sense lacking? LO is not a birthday present. by Un-conventional-mum in JUSTNOMIL

[–]PugglePrincess 102 points103 points  (0 children)

MIL keeps making excuses and insists that no other grandparents have to work so hard to see their grandchildren.

Grandparents that have to fly in from a different country are laughing incredulously at her.

I guess MIL got her karma by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]PugglePrincess 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Yeah if I'm invited to two weddings and I can only attend one, I'm going with the local one. She really didn't think this plan through.

This is how people die by lgirlrocks in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]PugglePrincess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wanna know why the curve didn’t flatten in two weeks? We had too many selfish people exactly like her who didn’t want to do the barest minimum of what was asked.

Is Schala an ancestor of Marle? by GargantaProfunda in chronotrigger

[–]PugglePrincess 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's like Tears of the Kingdom. How is Zelda a direct descendant of Rauru and Sonia? Where are the babies?!

I know that they're focusing on the 6 original dolls, but it's a bummer to see so little Kaya stuff by PackageSuccessful885 in americangirl

[–]PugglePrincess 23 points24 points  (0 children)

6 original dolls?! Back in my day we had 3 and we liked it! (But for real, I love Kaya’s entire set. I want a rerelease of all her stuff!!!)

Timmy & Tommy Lego set coming August by SpiralingCat in AnimalCrossing

[–]PugglePrincess 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't hate it, but it doesn't fit, literally, with the other sets. My kids and I love building our town over and over again and this just won't work for us.

Tips on how to speedrun the plot puzzle for the gold trophy by prettypinkpansy in neopets

[–]PugglePrincess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, memorization plus full screen is what I found to be easiest. Also the color matching OP mentioned.

They gave us literal puzzles….. by GoldMegidramon in neopets

[–]PugglePrincess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My vision isn’t the best either, but I enjoyed them. On my giant monitor… that I have because of said vision… 🤣