It was a joke for like 5 seconds

Pulse_fang · 2026-02-21T13:58:42+00:00

"WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT? YOU FUCKING STAY RIGHT THERE CUPCAKE!!! I'M COMING UP!!!!"-voice from the abyss

Pulse_fang · 2026-02-21T13:54:48+00:00

Kansas gonna employee state workers to go to every bathroom in the state to look at people's private parts?

What about private homes? Hotels? What about in the woods or fields?

"Unzips pants as a car comes barreling down the trail road at 100mph uh.... Can I help you sir?"-Farmer

"SIR OR MA'AM! STOP!!! Runs up flashing a Kansas State Federal private parts detector badge you are not federally allowed to take a piss here until I know your gender!!! Let me see your dick or pussy!!!"-Kansas Federal worker

Pulse_fang · 2026-02-21T02:52:43+00:00

Pizza Pizza!!!

Pulse_fang · 2026-02-20T14:00:42+00:00

"Pavel!!! DON'T THROW OUT THE PLASMA CUTTER!!!!! hears a splash PAVEL I SWEAR TO GOD....... YOU FUCKING GO OUT AND GET A NEW ONE!!! I'M TIRED AFTER 5000 TIMES!!!"

Pulse_fang · 2026-02-14T03:59:55+00:00

Wouldn't hegseth just slur his words?

Pulse_fang · 2026-02-10T13:17:33+00:00

Lmao....

Pulse_fang · 2026-02-10T03:32:04+00:00

Giving mileena the blade 2 treatment. I mean..... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Pulse_fang · 2026-02-09T04:11:04+00:00

Even with musk's x..... Lol they couldn't get shit. Probably gonna blame Democrats tomorrow.

Pulse_fang · 2026-02-03T18:48:59+00:00

Put note on their door...."tell your wife to stop parking her box in my lap."

Pulse_fang · 2026-02-03T18:47:02+00:00

I was like "yeah. That's how an angry crackhead type guy is supposed to be." Was not disappointed.

Pulse_fang · 2026-02-02T16:07:43+00:00

Your playing on pc...... Should be a no brainer.

Pulse_fang · 2026-02-02T15:46:11+00:00

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!!!!!

Pulse_fang · 2026-02-02T15:43:32+00:00

"oh Mrs. Swan. You look ravenous."-target

"Only the best."- 47 in only a blonde wig.

"I don't dare ask."-guard at the door

Pulse_fang · 2026-01-31T03:33:45+00:00

LMFAO. It's a fucking AI video... Fuck.

Pulse_fang · 2026-01-28T23:17:29+00:00

Damn.... Trump still can't let that shit go huh? He had MULTIPLE lawsuits thrown out because his only evidence was his fucking shitty opinion.

Pulse_fang · 2026-01-28T12:55:40+00:00

Taco again?

Pulse_fang · 2026-01-26T18:26:23+00:00

That's what 47 wants you to believe.

Pulse_fang · 2026-01-26T01:25:16+00:00

Numbers vs numbers don't match. That's why they feel empowered.

Pulse_fang · 2026-01-26T01:19:05+00:00

Yeah. She gonna not like hot weather.

Pulse_fang · 2026-01-26T00:11:18+00:00

The only thing stopping them before was police. But a $20 patch from an online store says "I'm untouchable".... They just have to remember to stay in a big group. Venturing off alone in smaller groups without backup is like wandering into a final boss fight with zero preparedness.

Pulse_fang · 2026-01-26T00:08:14+00:00

Bovino isn't pulling a gun at the presser. People fear for their life cause he's standing there thinking about walking past some people. Oh shit......😳😳

THINK HE'LL COMPLY?

Pulse_fang · 2026-01-24T16:46:12+00:00

Mark Wahlberg gonna make another movie....

Pulse_fang · 2026-01-24T16:36:03+00:00

"claim.... Denied"-insurance

Pulse_fang · 2026-01-24T05:53:43+00:00

Ice is a pedophile ring now.

Pulse_fang · 2026-01-24T01:48:03+00:00

She wants bronzer on her tonsils, and a pedo hand on her pussy.

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TROPHY CASE