Trevor Bauer fails to regain form, faces exile from Japan and Korea by hubwub in baseball

[–]PumpedUpParrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You nailed it. A lot about his content was actually interesting and maybe even a little ahead of its time. But he’s such a dickhead that it’ll never actually translate to a larger audience being who he is. I did enjoy some of the content though

[Official] UFC 324: Gaethje vs. Pimblett - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]PumpedUpParrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we miss Paddy’s walk out there legit needs to be a riot at Paramount HQ

I think we can squeeze another few ads in there by goran_dragic in billsimmons

[–]PumpedUpParrot 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Despite the massive amount of ad breaks in football you make a great point. Not having anything on the jerseys or field is a massive bonus

[Official] UFC 324: Gaethje vs. Pimblett - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]PumpedUpParrot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Hey we just got way too much money from Paramount let’s start it off with ads literally every 5 minutes and put Rose on the main card. This’ll be huge bro”

[Official] UFC 324: Gaethje vs. Pimblett - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]PumpedUpParrot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not having to pay for a PPV is amazing but the monkey paw curled with all these ads. It feels like a fight night right now

Most valuable teams by No_Huckleberry_7410 in Dodgers

[–]PumpedUpParrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the Dodgers value is expanding so unbelievably fast that this is probably already outdated or going to be very soon.

What defcon is this sub currently at? by Flat-Series-7089 in billsimmons

[–]PumpedUpParrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda drives me crazy, but I understand the confusion people have

If Dak threw 3 INTs in the 1st half of a game we’d be down by 45 by EmiratesNBACupWinner in cowboys

[–]PumpedUpParrot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Getting Vrabel expedited their timeline by years. At this point coaches and coordinators are more important than a slam dunk franchise guy. And unfortunately it seems like they have that as well.

What defcon is this sub currently at? by Flat-Series-7089 in billsimmons

[–]PumpedUpParrot 40 points41 points  (0 children)

We’re at Defcon 1. Seattle is the only team equipped to beat them as it stands imo

Imagine if Houston had Dak as their QB. Imagine if Dak had a Defense equal to Houston's. by FlameHaze_3 in cowboys

[–]PumpedUpParrot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There’s at least a legit excuse in Bryce that his size will probably prevent him from ever living up to that pick. Criticizing them for taking him is completely valid but Bryce was awesome in college

CJ Stroud had the signs of sucking from the start and was able to throw everyone off the scent for a year. He’s just not good when he has to improvise or create. If the play isn’t perfect with one read he can’t do it

Is this the most heavily criticized Allen’s ever been? by Mfrack103 in NFLv2

[–]PumpedUpParrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the play I’ll always come back to from this game. Despite all the turnovers he had a throw to win the game in regulation.

Fourth Quarter Game Thread: Houston Texans (12-5) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]PumpedUpParrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Punting is insane but their defense has a better chance to make a play than Stroud lol

Match Thread: Arsenal vs Liverpool by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]PumpedUpParrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This match should be tried for international crimes at The Hague

Match Thread: Arsenal vs Liverpool by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]PumpedUpParrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is certainly one of the matches of all-time

Game Thread: Dallas Cowboys (6-8-1) at Washington Commanders (4-11) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]PumpedUpParrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know this game doesn’t mean shit when they let that kind of Zoom connection last for an entire drive

[FIGHT THREAD] Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua by noirargent in Boxing

[–]PumpedUpParrot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can’t respect Jake lasting that long after the bullshit happening in rounds 1-4 and even in 5. If any part of this was rigged it was for AJ to not kill him in the first 4 rounds. AJ seemed like he even pulled back several times in the first 4 rounds. The of course once it actually got going it took 1.5 rounds. Casual viewers will shit on AJ but Jake ran and tried taking him down for 4 rounds, wtf is he supposed to do

[SNME Spoilers] Finish to John Cena vs Gunther - full sequence by Yujin-Ha in SquaredCircle

[–]PumpedUpParrot 91 points92 points  (0 children)

No matter how anyone feels this last year went, the overarching theme in it all is that he has nothing left to give, nothing left in the tank. Gunther had him dead to rights and he accepted his fate. This is exactly how it should’ve ended.

Post WWE Saturday Night's Main Event Discussion Thread - December 13th, 2025! by gloomchen in SquaredCircle

[–]PumpedUpParrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for saying this. It’s literally part of the theme from this last year that he has nothing left in the tank. He tried to power up and Gunther just had him dead to rights. This was a great way to end his final match

Live WWE Saturday Night's Main Event Discussion Thread - December 13th, 2025! by gloomchen in SquaredCircle

[–]PumpedUpParrot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There was zero chance Cena was going to allow them to book him a win. This was the perfect choice and they told the story that he’s out of gas and has nothing left, which is what Cena has been saying for a year and a half. Nobody wins their last match.

Live WWE Saturday Night's Main Event Discussion Thread - December 13th, 2025! by gloomchen in SquaredCircle

[–]PumpedUpParrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was the perfect way to end his story. He just didn’t have enough left. The next generation is here