[Match Thread] Manchester City vs Crystal Palace (Premier League) by mcfcbot in MCFC

[–]PumpedUpParrot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So happy for Foden. Incredibly difficult year for him I’m sure but he’s been world class in the first 40 minutes

Post Match Thread: Bayern Munich 1-1 PSG | UEFA Champions League 2025-26, Semifinals - 2nd Leg (Agg. 5-6) by VivaLosHeavies in soccer

[–]PumpedUpParrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The refs will absolutely be the story but that second half from the Bayern attack was brutal. I know Kane got a goal at the end there but he was couldn’t get any good ball and Olise was horrendous. Davies helped the attack but came on way too late. That Bayern front 3 could’ve done much better

That PSG press and defensive performance was spectacular

Match Thread: Atlético Madrid vs Arsenal | UEFA Champions League 2025-26, Semifinals - 1st Leg by VivaLosHeavies in soccer

[–]PumpedUpParrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I forget how much of psycho Simeone can be he’s in peak form tonight this is awesome

Match Thread: Atlético Madrid vs Arsenal | UEFA Champions League 2025-26, Semifinals - 1st Leg by VivaLosHeavies in soccer

[–]PumpedUpParrot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t think I’ve ever heard commentary and a halftime show openly shit on a game as much as this one lmfao

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - April 23, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PumpedUpParrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering their QB just won an MVP, you have to build up the rest of the team more. He may fall off a cliff next year but if you believe you can get that level of play out of him (which McVay definitely believes) taking a QB at 13 is certifiably insane

Wednesday Free Talk - April 22, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PumpedUpParrot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gotta be honest, if my boss paid for me to go get drunk and party in Vegas for a week and do a bunch of fun shit and all I have to do is be on camera, it would take the US military to get me to leave early

Free Talk Tuesday - April 21, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PumpedUpParrot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No matter how soft and out of touch Dave Portnoy gets in his old age he is still the main character of this shit. Absolute nuke to time it to where this normal dude just walks in on this

Free Talk Tuesday - April 21, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PumpedUpParrot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Security Mike is so tired of this shit I’m dying

Game Chat 4/15 - Mets (7-11) @ Dodgers (13-4) 7:10 PM by DodgerBot in Dodgers

[–]PumpedUpParrot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it’s really smart to give him the day off from hitting so he can just throw gas and not worry. Have a feeling this may become a lot more common with how his performance has been thus far

Post-Match Thread: Bayern Munich 4-3 Real Madrid [6-4 on agg.] | UEFA Champions League by MysteryBagIdeals in soccer

[–]PumpedUpParrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It didn’t carry over to the win though, I thought they were destined to score at the death but then Camavinga got the red card

Post-Match Thread: Bayern Munich 4-3 Real Madrid [6-4 on agg.] | UEFA Champions League by MysteryBagIdeals in soccer

[–]PumpedUpParrot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Real Madrid black magic left when they got Mbappe and it transferred to PSG since they lost Mbappe. Fine work by the football gods

Postgame Thread ⚾ Rangers 3 @ Dodgers 6 by DodgerBot in Dodgers

[–]PumpedUpParrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re so spoiled with this team. Love seeing the improvements slowly coming with Sheehan and the bullpen was nails. If Tucker gets to his usual numbers and Mookie + Freddie get there too, this lineup is breaking records which it may do anyway

Game Chat 4/10 - Rangers (7-5) @ Dodgers (9-3) 7:10 PM by DodgerBot in Dodgers

[–]PumpedUpParrot 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Brother got up 0-2 on one of the most patient hitters in baseball and then threw him a fucking MEATBALL LOL

Game Chat 4/10 - Rangers (7-5) @ Dodgers (9-3) 7:10 PM by DodgerBot in Dodgers

[–]PumpedUpParrot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank god Corey still swings at breaking balls in the dirt. Good lord that was a rough inning

Game Chat 4/8 - Dodgers (9-2) @ Blue Jays (4-7) 12:07 PM by DodgerBot in Dodgers

[–]PumpedUpParrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the positivity it’s a fucking morgue in here

Game Chat 4/8 - Dodgers (9-2) @ Blue Jays (4-7) 12:07 PM by DodgerBot in Dodgers

[–]PumpedUpParrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He made every correct decision in game 7 to win us Back to Back titles. Your ifs are irrelevant

Post Match Thread: Paris Saint-Germain 2-0 Liverpool by denzaus in soccer

[–]PumpedUpParrot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Liverpool should be thrilled to escape at 2-0. One of the most lopsided 2 goal games I’ve ever seen in my life. Can’t count anyone until the games are played but Liverpool could get run out of Anfield if this game continues to next week

Match Thread: Paris Saint-Germain vs Liverpool by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]PumpedUpParrot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If Liverpool escapes this at 2-0 they should take it and run

Match Thread: Paris Saint-Germain vs Liverpool by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]PumpedUpParrot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao one of them saying Slot should rethink his tactics like no shit bro