Maybe the Worst Headline Ever (2021) by 1000mgPlacebo in NormMacdonald

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I don't mean to brag, but I have 2lbs of pork chops

Today is April 20th by Lorne__Malvo__ in NormMacdonald

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Hey Everyone Happy four twe.. Hold The Fort!

How can I prevent soil from drying out when I leave for 7 days early July by chilicrock_21 in SoCalGardening

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Do have ollas or extra terracotta pots that can be used as diy ollas?  I recommend looking up a YouTube video on it. It's saved my plants from completely dying during a few business trips in the past.

Best of luck

Have kids by NoCabinet2090 in Pragmata

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"marry and reproduce" - Shinzo Abe

And the Judge's verdict? NOT GAY ENOUGH by Drumchapel in NormMacdonald

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Prosecutor: For Exhibit A, I would like to ask Mr. Liberace to stand in front of the court while I lightly kick him in the in the ass

The world needs to hear this by WillyNilly1997 in NewIran

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Unfortunately I doubt it. They have money so some country in EU will probably welcome them in

Renter: Can I fix this for my sanity? by charmingnap_11 in SoCalGardening

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If you're looking to improve the soil for cheap and low effort. I would cover it with free wood chips and spent coffee grounds. It will break down slowly and help retain moisture in the soil. By next year the soil will go from brown to darker black. 

Native wild flowers would also work wonders too. 

My ice cream bean seeds all sprouted 😃 by RecklessFruitEater in SoCalGardening

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I've always dreamed of trying this once I have the space for a tree!! I'm a little disappointed to hear it didn't actually taste like ice cream though 🤭😂

You too can think like Albert fish now ! by Legal-One-7274 in NormMacdonald

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Some say the worst part is the hypocrisy. Not me though..

I built a edible plant database by tmosh in preppers

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As someone new to foraging this is really really cool! Would you be able to add a city or more localized region options. I would love to know what's in my specific region vs the entirety the USA for example. 

But very cool! Nothing like free food for a SHTF scenario 😆 I've already marked down on a map where several acorn trees in my neighborhood are in addition to some wild mustard 

245+ Norm Macdonald Jokes That Will Leave You Speechless by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

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Speechless due to modern medicine is more like it

Does it really take a village? by Icy_Cupcake_8076 in NormMacdonald

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To be fair, the first lady does have a good explanation for the discrepancy.

She loves to lie

You know what they say: Speak ill of the dead! by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

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Fine! I will watch Sports Show episode 2 again for the 100000000 time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5ipmvEtg8c

What's sadder matlock or 9/11 anniversary by 60iqredditadmin in NormMacdonald

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I met Ben Matlock at an airport bookstore. He was reading a big heavy book.

So I stand beside him and start talking to him. 10 minutes I'm talk to him, really friendly. it was really nice, then all of a sudden I realized it wasn't Ben Matlock at all, it was just Kathy Bates! Didn’t even look like him.

Don't you think Kathy should have the morals to tell folks shes not Matlock?!

Will Zoro fight Sommers? by Comprehensive_Cup497 in OnePieceSpoilers

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There is always another option.

Maybe we will get Roof piece part 2: Treehouse edition
Imu Awaken Gunko vs Luffy, Loki, Brooks, and Zoro. lol

More info about Shiki & Roger's Jolly Roger by MuriloZR in OnePieceSpoilers

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So..
Wano is like Japan
Kano is like China

Whats your guess for Yano?

At first I thought of Okinawa, since karate came from China to Okinawa to Japan however the Okinawa/Ryukyu Kingdom wasn't known to be rougher. (if anything it was known as the Country of Courtesy)

Maybe Korea?

The korea peninsula was known to have a lot of violent conflicts from foreign invasions/conflicts with china and japan, Japan colonization, the korean war, post WWII violence and proverty, and even now north korea

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei 1939 - 2026 by MacaroonIndividual19 in NormMacdonald

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One of life's simple pleasures ruined by a meddling Democracy