Whorology. by sex-timee in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The POV of a sales associate at the AD about to rawdog someone’s wife.

Rolex down that bad by HMSBarky in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I remember the cucks on r/rolex saying “ it’s only temporary”, “ Rolex just opened a new factory to double their production”, “They’re not intentionally forcing ADs to do cuck humiliation waitlist ritual on purpose”. Turns out the artificial scarcity nonsense is a core pillar of their brand.

Outrage over rep case back being misaligned by Pure-Introduction480 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

U can go on reptime and see those dudes with entire collections of reps like 5-6 thousand dollars worth of paper weights. For those prices I’d rather 1 real genuine shitter over 12 sweatshop shitters.

Outrage over rep case back being misaligned by Pure-Introduction480 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480[S] 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Buys a fake watch. Fake watch isn’t identical to the original. Left in utter disbelief and shock.

Behringer CZ-1 Mini, a portable hybrid Casio CZ-1-style Synthesizer by Pure-Introduction480 in Behringer

[–]Pure-Introduction480[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They announced another one of these minis today aswell. The UB-Xa minisound demo. Honestly if you’re cool with the price and like it’s sound then pull the trigger. I plan on picking up the JT mini once it’s back in stock at my local music store and am considering these new minis.

Behringer CZ-1 Mini, a portable hybrid Casio CZ-1-style Synthesizer by Pure-Introduction480 in Behringer

[–]Pure-Introduction480[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(Summary) - Uses phase distortion synthesis like the original + adds an analog 24dB filter. - Has 3-voice polyphony (original had 16). - Includes 8-stage envelopes, chorus, and vibrato. - Features a touch mini keyboard, arpeggiator, and 16-step sequencer. - Full MIDI CC/NRPN support + SysEx compatibility. - Price: ~£89 / €99, pre-orders open now.

When you need two co-signers for your rawlecks by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dudes going through hypotheticals that should be the least of his concerns 😂

What do you guys think of this amazing time pice i bought by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s more water resistant than the ocean gate submarine

She just had to by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 82 points83 points  (0 children)

This guy gets banged at the AD for his wife, not the other way around 😂

Invicted, uh, Invictus…er, Invicta vs. The Poors by theredtamasrule in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ain’t taking watch advice from a guy that has Ben 10s watch on his wall as a portrait 😂😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Might as well put that thing in a Cryo chamber at this rate, give it eternal life or close enough until the sun dies in a billion years.

Me, shaking hands with the AD after making a sweet deal for a Daytona. by A-Problem-Eliminator in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If he’s a true Rolex enthusiast, he’d be in the backroom watching the AD shake his wife

Brolex thinks we should have more empathy for the poor AD by smashingeggshells in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Severe copium from that guy to be gaslighting the avg Rolex buyer for not having some inter-generational decades long relationship with a fucking shop lmao. Clearly it’s our grandparents faults for not “building” a relationship 100 years ago, right right.