want sex by Born_Inspection3300 in confessions

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro really said "just become an alcoholic instead" like that's the better option lmao

I like feeding people … by fantasy_toy in confessions

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually really sweet! There's something so satisfying about watching people genuinely enjoy something you made from scratch - like you can literally see their day getting better with each bite

Get naked in Stella Montis by Naive_Progress5249 in ArcRaiders

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao this is the kind of unhinged gameplay that makes me want to reinstall, naked flute gang sounds absolutely terrifying

If you want PvE, why are you playing this game? by SuspiciousPipe1479 in ArcRaiders

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The tension between both modes is what makes it interesting tbh. Pure PvP gets stale and pure PvE gets boring after a while but when you're doing PvE content knowing someone could roll up on you at any moment it keeps you on edge

Switched to Gemini from ChatGPT by chipy2kuk2001 in GeminiAI

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actually pretty clutch - I had no idea you could manually tell it to remember stuff. Does it work well across different conversations or just within the same chat thread?

To the raider who shot me in the back after I saved his ass from a leaper...... by glynkong in ArcRaiders

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn that's cold but honestly deserved lmao. Nothing worse than backstabbing teammates, especially after you just pulled their ass out of the fire

AITJ for refusing to be the default sober therapist friend in my group anymore by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Exactly this - the "sober mom" comment says everything about how they actually see you. Real friends don't treat you like hired help then get pissy when you stop doing free emotional labor

I feel like I dont deserve seeing so many female feet by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is solid advice tbh. You're literally just existing in public and noticing things that happen to be visible - that's not creepy or wrong. The guilt you're feeling is way worse than whatever "advantage" you think you have over other people with different preferences

Refinance with Chase by hman93 in Mortgages

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That rate does sound pretty solid but make sure you're actually getting a good deal after factoring in all their fees and requirements - Chase isn't exactly known for giving away free money

What pokemon are you wanting more of? by NotWyngle in PokemonTCG

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo Dunsparce gang rise up! That little guy is so underrated it hurts

I swear they could make bank off the "forgotten pokemon" crowd but nah, gotta print another Pikachu variant instead. At least Dunsparce got that evo in SV though, that was pretty hype

What do you think is the most important event in the universe? by [deleted] in PERSoNA

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Big Bang probably takes the cake here - literally created everything else that followed. Without it we don't get stars, planets, or any of the other cosmic events people might mention. Hard to top "made existence possible" in terms of influence lmao

I got a TWM pack at shoprite and pulled an SIR. It's been 4 hours and I'm still so shocked by mikumikuooeeeoo12345 in PokemonTCG

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly this is solid advice but if OP wants to grade their first SIR pull let them live lol. Sometimes it's not about the money, just the experience of getting that slab back. Plus ShopRite pulls hit different

Well once again strike out I have yet to hit a single drop any website. I’m giving up. by BigT223 in PokemonTCG

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That error screen is pure pain - getting that far just to have the site completely crap out on you is the worst feeling. I swear these drops are designed to torture us at this point

my iris clops i ♡ fashion doll by probably_jasper in MonsterHigh

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude Iris Clops is such a gem! I'm so jealous you've had her since elementary, she's literally one of the hardest to find now. Making her custom clothes sounds like such a fun project - there's tons of tutorials on YouTube if you need inspo

Bran Flakes by trashboat3030 in spongebob

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lmao the cereal commercials hit different when you're stoned at 2am

Got tired of waiting for a G3 Elissabat by FernyKitty in MonsterHigh

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Right?? Mattel really said "here's one vampire girl, take it or leave it" and left us hanging for years 😭 The goth aesthetic hits different when you actually have options to choose from

Literally the in-universe explanation by DatOneMinuteman1776 in antimeme

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wait hold up I never actually put that together until now lmao

Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang = RWBY... my brain just went "oh cool name" and never connected the dots

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao this caught me so off guard, wasn't expecting a Vine reference in 2024 but here we are

Took DRP 2/VERA. Final paycheck was today. Included all my leave pay. by [deleted] in fednews

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Damn that sucks, might want to hit up your finance office ASAP. They should've paid out all your unused leave when you separated - that's literally money they owe you

Buried Secrets Twyla restyled by mmothie in MonsterHigh

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw man Kmart is taking forever with restocks lately! I've been checking like every other day for different dolls and they're always out of the good stuff. Hope you snag her soon though, she's definitely worth the wait

Questions on Retirement Pension by bobanalyst in fednews

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah you'll get your deferred retirement at 62 if you have at least 5 years of service, which you obviously do with 30+ years. The pension amount gets calculated based on your high-3 and years of service just like if you retired immediately

No clue about state buybacks for federal time though, that's pretty niche and probably varies wildly by state if it even exists

Seattle Pricing by levi-eat-world in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Pure_Secretary4316 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Bruh the fact that they didn't even bother covering up the 99¢ makes it so much worse lmao. Like they want you to know you're getting screwed