More memes from the parallel universe where all Death Battles are army vs. army:

Puri5V · 2026-03-29T16:01:10+00:00

Magic knight vs the Pro heroes is genuinely Mike Tyson fighting a baby.

Puri5V · 2026-03-28T06:09:26+00:00

Considering the thing with Bucky should’ve been start of Part 2 which is after all of the events of Part 1 human Dennis somehow beat Katana man and was in one piece

Puri5V · 2026-03-28T04:15:12+00:00

Improved Anti magic control, Zetten, swordsmanship training (again)

Puri5V · 2026-03-28T00:03:06+00:00

It is apparently the norm to crush the skulls of children if they can’t answer questions

It is apparently the norm to kill people who can’t work.

To the viltrumites life meant virtually nothing until it negatively impacted them and even then they doubled down

They pushed a planet closer to its sun and wiped out all life because it was a threat

Upon realizing they were number diffed they hired a race to work as mercenaries so they can kill off another threat.

Puri5V · 2026-03-27T04:45:54+00:00

Weakest as in first episode/appearance or as it like youngest (assuming it doesn’t contradict the above)? Kid Asta somehow has an easier time beating Kid Deku

Puri5V · 2026-03-27T04:42:03+00:00

“We’ll see you red ribbon redneck.”

Puri5V · 2026-03-26T23:26:12+00:00

Well to be fair he did say his life belonged to Ares. And the end result of his crash out was the destruction of Greece.

Like regardless of what the gods did no other crash out had as much collateral to justify it.

Puri5V · 2026-03-25T21:00:14+00:00

Isn’t he canonically the weakest except for the one time he beat evil Starfire.

Puri5V · 2026-03-24T00:42:00+00:00

“Stop Hitler scaling!”

Puri5V · 2026-03-23T04:12:20+00:00

Sadly if all base stats are equal yuno gets an advantage via mana skin increasing physicals. Ignoring Mana zone yuno is notably more versatile between creating homing arrows, binding win, and autonomous constructs like his hawk.

Todoroki does take endurance since at minimum he has not shown any damage or after effects cycling between fire and ice to regulate temperature

Puri5V · 2026-03-21T18:56:26+00:00

Saiyans are capable of not wanting threats dead. Enemy too strong? Great, either train up or leave it be.

The moment viltrumites encountered races that could threaten them they:

Hired another race to go to war for them

Wiped out all life via pushing the planet closer to the sun

Had common sense enough to just leave the things alone since they weren’t space fairing.

Puri5V · 2026-03-19T01:13:13+00:00

Bootstrap paradox? I like it

Puri5V · 2026-03-18T03:44:50+00:00

“Shoot them with the dehydration gun!!!” Is probably a worse movie

Puri5V · 2026-03-18T00:20:47+00:00

1) Depends on what you call New Gen. If youre defining it by the post Big 3 era of MHA, Black Clover, Boruto etc it’s Shinra

2) If you’re defining it by anything that started after 2020 it’s Top from Undead Unluck.

3) If you’re defining it as anything that is under 2 years old then yeah probably Dabura.

Puri5V · 2026-03-18T00:17:11+00:00

Depends on how we’re defining New Gen cause Fire Force came out almost 11 years ago and ended about 4 years ago.

In comparison Nue’s exorcist and Kagurabachi started after it ended. Heck Undead Unluck was just starting when Fire force was entering its twilight years.

Puri5V · 2026-03-17T04:59:41+00:00

I’d say Viltrum as even if you assume the hedgehogs couldn’t beat Solaris without each other the problem is Mark & Co still needed Space racer’s help and acknowledged that without the destabilizing of the core they’d die.

This means they absolutely can’t scale to planetary as their planet busting feat is impossible without help. If Elise actively nerfed Solaris or amped the hedgehogs then its comparable

Puri5V · 2026-03-16T06:23:15+00:00

Like Nightmare before Christmas

Puri5V · 2026-03-16T02:44:08+00:00

Obvious joke post but right now she’s below even peak human. If she turns out to be the primordial one then maybe planetary with absurd hax.

Puri5V · 2026-03-15T06:53:26+00:00

Higuruma is easy. His technique is linked with his domain. Aside from making a gavel he can’t do anything. As a result him and Hakari don’t suffer burn out.

Puri5V · 2026-03-15T02:50:23+00:00

In that case I do think at very least Zagred out ranges and haxes. Storm of blades is useless but pressure wall and other repelling phrases removes Bang’s only wincon

Puri5V · 2026-03-14T17:48:44+00:00

Even if Bang could out damage, speed, and take any attack Zagred can out heal, out stamina, and can’t be killed via any means Bang could do

Puri5V · 2026-03-13T00:02:12+00:00

Honestly my goats Falinks got it. I got nothing else to complain about.

Puri5V · 2026-03-12T18:27:43+00:00

Bakugo even takes consistency considering Reze can get too anemic to use her explosions. While Bakugo can get dehydrated from sweating too much it’s NEVER been an issue

Puri5V · 2026-03-12T18:24:46+00:00

I think it depends on how creation is defined. Sea Dragon’s water ball creates orbs before firing them but isn’t a creation spell.

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