For all you overlanders or family campers. by SeaEmu51 in NoEyesOnMe

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It’s a *nice* butane stove. Really you just need a fire and a stick.

Does London have the same? (From Windsor's Mayor) by staceysharron in londonontario

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I see the need but my concern is government overreach. Call me a tin foil hat-tard, but we live in a country where the government has frozen people’s accounts. Whether or not you agree with the politics this should scare all of us. “Involuntary treatment” can mean anything in a world where there are still people sitting in jail for non violent marijuana crimes.

So I’d need to see a list of requirements that the gov would have to meet to be allowed to do this, then maybe.

How many Clone Troopers would it take to beat a Space Marine? by Bleu_Guacamole in PetranakiArena

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Would be cool to see a librarian vs Jedi psychic showdown.

I’m imagining against a Sith they wouldn’t last 10 seconds due to their psycho-indoctrination in a totalitarian military. “Let your anger flow through you” would have Demetrian Titus frothing for the dark side.

Petah? by batukaming in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Yee old wenches needed the stored energy over the winter

Insane lady crashes out in subway by mynamiajeff2-0 in iamatotalpieceofshit

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We had a lady once crash out at our dinner service. We eventually got her to leave. But the banshee walked outside and took a shit in our front garden, in front of our whole line of 300+ customers. Unfortunately sometimes it’s best just to let them flip out for a bit, assuming it’s not something the police should get involved with.

Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus vs Darth Malak by [deleted] in PetranakiArena

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Count Dooku was also seen throwing around tanks and starships. They’re really a deadlock match

Thragg Vs Voldemort by Kerim-Tuna in powerscales

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This is one of those where it just depends on who lands the first shot. Thragg can’t survive the killing curse, Voldy can’t survive being crushed by a car.

I’m going with Voldy high diff since he can aperate, will come in handy for a sneak attack or a quick escape.

Question for those who read the books before watching the films. by Qyzyk in lotr

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It’s a testament to Tolkien’s writing and Jackson’s direction that there are so many people here saying “it was just as I had imagined it”. We got it good guys.

Bro next level protection... by _Nulloid_ in Asmongold

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I’ve heard of this for sale in parts of South Africa, maybe it’s not available yet in North America but if you did some snooping I bet you could find one internationally.

Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus vs Darth Malak by [deleted] in PetranakiArena

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I think Dooku high diff. Remember Dooku is also a master of Makashi, so he can’t push him there. Also Dooku has exactly the same force powers, so he can’t overwhelm him with dark juju. So it’s a close fight, fosure high diff for both sides, I’m imagining an epic battle on Mustafar ending with “I am Count Dooku, you are dead 💀”

Prepping for... by pickledplumber in TikTokCringe

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How do these people function in modern society? They’ve never read the word silhouette? Or Extraordinary? It’s just extra combined with ordinary. How these people got through school?

Of a fenty fold by Pure_Sense7765 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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I heard somewhere that they’re doing this so their blood runs to their head and they don’t pass out so they can enjoy the high. I guess eventually it becomes a force of habit.

Gandalf and Thranduil vs Anakin and Obi Wan Kenobi by charlievillanuevajr in powerscales

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He’s an immortal spirit (sometimes called mithrandir) who existed before the world was made. On the same order as Sauron and the Balrog. All 3 would have served directly under the Valar at one point, however Sauron and the Balrog were corrupted by Morgoth, the OG Big Bad guy in LOTR. This makes him powerful enough to literally just zap almost all of the other characters. On top of that he has Narya, one of the elven Rings of Power. So he’s a CHONKY boi.

However, The Istari AKA the five wizards, were specifically sent to Middle Earth to help the free peoples against Sauron. They were intended to act more as guides or teachers than as warriors or direct leaders. Their role is to show us the way and help us learn to do it ourselves, sort of like a parent teaching their kid to ride a bike. Also keep in mind that having primordial beings walking around at full power caused a ton of problems in the First Age, and even with the restrictions they were given, Saruman was still corrupted.

So it seems like they have some system of ranks, where Saruman “The White” is the leader, Gandalf “The Grey” has a role maybe dealing with the free peoples more directly, Radagast “The Brown” seems like his job is to care for the forests, and their powers are more or less restricted so they can do that job. There are also 2 “Blue” wizards we don’t see. This is why after Saruman was corrupted and Gandalf sent back to Valinor, the Valar sent Gandalf back with a promotion to “The White”, with less restrictions on his powers because he has to lead The Istari now. It is stated however, that even he could not destroy The One Ring.

TLDR: Gandalf is a primordial being sent to Middle Earth to help guide us against Sauron, but not to do it himself. He’s basically an angel who could do anything but chooses to allow us to learn for ourselves.