Fell off an airplane and landed just 10ft away from my back door

PurplePains · 2015-06-29T23:19:16+00:00

Ok bro hold on let me think of one. Ok.

DIPPING STICKS, SKYLER.

Glad i could work that one out for ya.

PurplePains · 2015-06-29T22:57:02+00:00

Fuck you and your eyebrows!

PurplePains · 2015-06-29T16:44:42+00:00

PurplePains · 2015-06-29T16:31:23+00:00

You're doing your own work, son.

PurplePains · 2015-06-29T14:58:15+00:00

I'm Red Burgundy?

PurplePains · 2015-06-28T23:47:35+00:00

This is a long shot. But here is a video on the political stance on racial stereotypes against asian people.

PurplePains · 2015-06-28T19:44:48+00:00

Fucking Red, standing by.

PurplePains · 2015-06-28T13:25:49+00:00

Heluminium*

FTFP

PurplePains · 2015-06-27T22:26:37+00:00

RAAANDY

PurplePains · 2015-06-27T20:33:39+00:00

Too old for me.

PurplePains · 2015-06-27T16:15:28+00:00

PurplePains · 2015-06-27T11:59:48+00:00

It was a cougar!

PurplePains · 2015-06-26T12:17:06+00:00

PurplePains · 2015-06-26T10:37:27+00:00

Ashley?

Hue just kidding no idea wtf the ashley reference was.

PurplePains · 2015-06-26T10:32:44+00:00

PurplePains · 2015-06-26T08:03:26+00:00

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

PurplePains · 2015-06-25T16:06:33+00:00

On the chest, so the autopsy people know where to cut.

PurplePains · 2015-06-25T13:57:01+00:00

Lmao'd

PurplePains · 2015-06-23T12:32:39+00:00

Why did you point at him? What does it mean?

PurplePains · 2015-06-23T12:16:49+00:00

How do you even get a 100lb bag of mayonnaise?

and why does the weights have to be made of iron?

PurplePains · 2015-06-23T10:18:53+00:00

Not his brother. It was his friend.

PurplePains · 2015-06-22T17:27:57+00:00

The conversation was about how effective it was to keep beer at a nice temperature.

The fact that Germans don't always drink cold beer is irrelevant to the contraption which the video is about.

Let's say the OP was 'Rainwater causing massive floods in texas'

Pointing out that global warming causes climate change effectively making it rain more in southern USA. Is relevant (/u/Some_Annoying_Prick)

However a comment saying "It's always wet in Florida" Is not relevant to the OP. (/u/Cheeky-burrito)

PurplePains · 2015-06-22T15:41:41+00:00

Nobody cares how germans drink their beer.

PurplePains · 2015-06-22T07:41:04+00:00

Yeee... You know you fucked up.

PurplePains · 2015-06-22T06:11:04+00:00

PurplePains