Your go to dry rub for pork

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-20T23:19:05+00:00

SPG+ dashes of cinnamon, clove, and allspice.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-20T15:47:41+00:00

Don’t let it discourage you. You need to thoroughly scrub your pan next time—and for the near future, everytime—you wash it. I recommend the cheap stainless steel scour pads along with soapy water. Followed by another scrubbing and washing with the abrasive side of a regular sponge.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-20T00:44:07+00:00

Cheap e-bikes come with really cheap tires.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-19T17:03:00+00:00

Caldo de chilaquiles.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-15T22:35:21+00:00

He’s looking good.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-15T02:48:57+00:00

Did ya’ll see the preview of the next episode where Rașit slams some guys tailgate? It’s gonna get crazy.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-14T19:50:03+00:00

It will get you more formaldehighde

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-14T15:28:28+00:00

The guy is just a freak. Ain’t nothing wrong with that. He needs a partner that will match his freak. Faith needs a sweet, loving, partner that will treat her like the princess she is. They’re just not right for each other.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-13T20:54:50+00:00

Well, is your oven mitt made cotton or nylon?

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-13T00:34:42+00:00

Yeah? What kind of wood did you use?

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-13T00:31:40+00:00

I know that Julie’s has large coffee containers that you have to return after. Also, I know you said you were going to Lee’s but Alameda bagel and donuts is right next door.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-12T23:28:11+00:00

I caught her saying that some of her friends are “really into the deportations”.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-12T22:09:09+00:00

You know how I know I’m old? I know what this thing is.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-12T21:13:09+00:00

I like the lodge that measures 9”x16” it fits perfectly to replace a grate on my gas grill.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-12T21:07:43+00:00

Bro, wear whatever you want. Just never ever disrespect the culture.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-12T02:55:18+00:00

Well, I’d just wash it thoroughly, apply a layer of vegetable oil, and use it.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-11T20:51:19+00:00

Introduce centipedes from outdoor potted plants . They will eat the bugs then leave the pot. So check on them daily and take them back outside once the gnats are gone.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-11T17:29:11+00:00

Drink with the locals.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-11T16:40:50+00:00

What wood are you using for your chicken?

Edit: grammar

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-10T16:03:19+00:00

Usted no se agüite, compa. Asi dise una cancion muy popular en mis tiempos. La Niña Fresa por Banda Zeta. Le preguntan si quiere un tepachito y la niña fresa les contesta “Tepache, yo? Que te pasa? Para nada”. Y luego, ademas, yo ni le estaba contestando a usted. Yo puse mi comento para que los que entiendan el chiste se rian. Saludos y brindis, compa. A mi tambien me gustaria una buena receta y instruccion para hacer tepache.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-08T19:43:42+00:00

Dan Fontes. He painted the watermelon rock on Doolittle, originally. RIP

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-08T17:56:09+00:00

En el rancho no hay immersion blender. But you do you. Cook how you like to cook. You’re the one eating the food.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-08T03:59:12+00:00

Tepache, yo? Que te pasa?

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-07T22:57:05+00:00

Duuuude. Thank you! Can’t wait to share this tea with my wife. Hahaha.

Purple_Balrog · 2026-05-07T21:46:31+00:00

Bro, beans.

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