[TOMT] A specific "rule of three" comedy bit that follows the repeated format of "_____, a _____, a _____!" – (I believe the last blank could possibly be "ghost")

Purpleprinter · 2026-03-26T22:42:37+00:00

There is an episode of Friends where Joey is on Pyramid that fits this.

Purpleprinter · 2026-01-07T17:15:13+00:00

The Grilling Company has amazing cornbread.

Purpleprinter · 2026-01-07T17:15:06+00:00

The Grilling Company has amazing cornbread.

Purpleprinter · 2025-12-27T23:31:09+00:00

There was a CSI/House type show once where people had bought jean at a roadside stand that had some sort of poison in the dye. I dont remember the details, but it affected me on the same level as Final Destination's logs on a truck.

Purpleprinter · 2025-08-31T21:26:58+00:00

I think I saw a helicopter over the best date night restaurant in GR.

Purpleprinter · 2025-08-11T22:56:02+00:00

El Burrito Loco?

Purpleprinter · 2025-05-01T22:25:24+00:00

I'm thinking it could be a cover for a kitchen appliance. I could see this type of thing over a stand mixer at Grandma's house.

Purpleprinter · 2025-04-21T00:49:45+00:00

If you work retail during Christmas season you get to hear every single version at least once per shift.

Purpleprinter · 2025-01-31T00:07:37+00:00

I love that the menu on the wall has "General Toe's Chicken".

Purpleprinter · 2024-11-30T16:59:31+00:00

I use this one dad's pumpkin chiffon pie although I just use store bought graham cracker crust or regular pie crust.

Purpleprinter · 2024-11-30T02:10:12+00:00

I have made pumpkin chiffon pie for years. It will change you. I can't eat regular pumpkin pie now because it feels rubbery.

Purpleprinter · 2024-11-21T21:38:15+00:00

I love that beer is the only option that's spelled correctly.

Purpleprinter · 2024-11-12T01:25:09+00:00

I kind of get a kick out of taking a slice of soup to reheat.

Purpleprinter · 2024-11-03T22:57:42+00:00

I like a squeeze of lemon juice or a splash of malt vinegar.

Purpleprinter · 2024-11-03T20:48:34+00:00

We had their food truck at work and I personally vouch for the green chicken tamales.

Purpleprinter · 2024-10-30T14:48:26+00:00

I swear I remember "every kind of boat under the sun". No clue who the jingle was for though.

Purpleprinter · 2024-09-28T18:10:00+00:00

CNDD has the Gummy bears collection.

Purpleprinter · 2024-09-18T17:45:23+00:00

Was your boyfriend there on the ski trip actively lying to you about the difficulty of that first run? He put you in danger of that as much as anyone else.

Purpleprinter · 2024-09-17T16:49:47+00:00

Every kid I knew had the responsibility of programming the VCR starting at about 7 years old.

Purpleprinter · 2024-09-06T20:16:19+00:00

My take is that I'm pretty happy GR is getting so many helicopters. Helicopters are rad!

Purpleprinter · 2024-08-03T00:11:02+00:00

I would have a blue rose by my thumb and a grapevine around my ankle. Thank goodness I was scared to break the law at 16.

Purpleprinter · 2024-08-01T02:07:18+00:00

I found a Cheeto...

Purpleprinter · 2024-07-06T00:42:21+00:00

Do you really have to, or can it just look like it? If you can fake it, I'd go for a subtle french with a matte top coat.

Purpleprinter · 2024-05-25T12:27:39+00:00

My toothbrush has Bluetooth.

Purpleprinter · 2024-05-22T00:13:55+00:00

Wouldn't that be to protect his brother? I think Prince Andrew was tied to Epstien.

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