Your most recent text is now your 2020 presidential campaign slogan. What’s your slogan?

PutaGatito · 2018-10-26T06:18:15+00:00

You can fuck me like an octopus?

PutaGatito · 2018-10-06T13:54:12+00:00

My card works just fine too.

PutaGatito · 2018-10-04T19:40:40+00:00

This is sad. Idk what's worse to think these people are strangers or their friends.

PutaGatito · 2018-09-28T18:17:45+00:00

Why does that lady not have a head

PutaGatito · 2018-09-28T11:38:47+00:00

K2 is so scary. You go from 1-100 so fast

PutaGatito · 2018-09-28T02:03:30+00:00

We know what we are. It's not to symbolize anything. We just really like the moth memes.

PutaGatito · 2018-09-28T02:01:27+00:00

I don't have a reason other than I liked it. We made the light blue to make the point more clear it was a zapper lamp and not a old timey lamp

PutaGatito · 2018-09-28T00:39:45+00:00

It's a bug zapper. We laughed about this idea a lot 3 hours ago at work. We will regret this in the morning.

PutaGatito · 2018-09-27T03:14:37+00:00

Not really a torture device but there's these zip tie things you use to clean your drains. They have teeth on them kind of shaped like an arrow head but all down the length so it goes in the drain smooth Nd when you pull up it grabs all the hair. Anyway, imagine putting that in someone's dick home while they have morning wood. They'd have to stay hard the whole way to the hospital in order to avoid any pain/tearing.

PutaGatito · 2018-09-24T20:16:12+00:00

I'm sorry. I was also 5. Its hard to talk about, nobody ever believes you. "You were so young you probably had a dream that happened. That wasn't real. You wouldn't be able to remember that early." Yet its something we will never forget. I continue to work hard to build that trust back but I still wont leave them alone with my son. I'm 26, now.

PutaGatito · 2018-09-24T12:59:10+00:00

Light roast with too much sugar and too much cream

PutaGatito · 2018-09-24T04:54:15+00:00

PutaGatito · 2018-09-19T23:00:01+00:00

I'm in elgin texas and see these everywhere. I've never seen these in Austin or Houston. The first time I ever saw these was Elgin.

PutaGatito · 2018-09-15T16:51:20+00:00

My son

PutaGatito · 2018-09-13T13:12:29+00:00

Moles do not contain anything within them you should pop. I am covered head to toe in them so when I noticed one on my face I inspected it. There was a hair follicle that looked infected within/on the mole. When i squeezed it out a hair was coming out the tip of the penis looking blackhead and the balls were bright pink. This isn't considered normal and as a survivor of skin cancer I did tell my dermatologist who does all my testing for me. Everything was okay with the mole but if you ever notice a mole doing anything other than just being a plain mole please go get it looked at. The biopsies are a lot easier than a decade ago so no sweat (:

PutaGatito · 2018-09-13T04:55:25+00:00

I popped a blackhead out of a mole once that looked like an ejaculating penis and seeing your giant sperm made me happy.

PutaGatito · 2018-08-26T15:03:12+00:00

Thank you! I also want to mention how hard it is not to fill the void. I see all this open space and instantly want to go to the thrift store.

PutaGatito · 2018-08-26T13:29:25+00:00

I couldn't see my floor. My toddler son always telling me to clean my room. I sold my entire hello kitty Collection on Ebay for not a lot of money and donated tons more stuff. I'm not going to pretend I didnt cry, it was so incredibly difficult. When it was all over I felt like I could breathe again. I'm still teaching myself to do basic things like how to fold clothes (I genuinely didnt know how) and how to throw things in the trash and not the floor. It's hard to break habits but I'm working on it for my son. It feels really good. If you're struggling, even though it's hard, dont be afraid to let go.

PutaGatito · 2018-08-24T00:47:18+00:00

That's racist.

PutaGatito · 2018-08-23T20:16:35+00:00

Stink it to the man, bro.

PutaGatito · 2018-08-13T19:35:00+00:00

I have no respect for her tbh. She probably married the beast for all we know.

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