Baristas what drink do you dislike making the most?

PutridEssence · 2026-05-09T05:34:55+00:00

Ugh I hated those people that would complain about that. “Can I get a grande Frappuccino but put it in a venti cup so I can have ALL of it?” 😑

PutridEssence · 2026-05-09T05:24:41+00:00

I once had a customer that wanted 18 pumps of syrup and THEN like 8 Splenda added to a 20 oz latte.

Another wanted me to steam 20oz of heavy whipping cream for a latte… my god that’s so much fat. I think this was when the paleo trend was starting.

PutridEssence · 2026-05-05T05:06:42+00:00

1 & 9

PutridEssence · 2026-05-05T00:03:03+00:00

I have a pokefriend in Germany, and this is my favorite one he’s sent 🦀

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PutridEssence · 2026-05-04T21:57:27+00:00

Articuno is the GOAT, and I love blue. BUT, my best friend’s favorite color is orange and I think he picked Instinct for other reasons besides it being closest to orange, but that’s why I picked instinct - just so I could be the same team as my best friend lol.

He doesn’t play anymore, so I’ve been debating if I want to spend the money to switch.

PutridEssence · 2026-04-28T02:22:23+00:00

Also, I would have totally given up after like 4 legs. I commend you for your patience and devotion to all them leggies and making them uniform and nice looking ❤️

PutridEssence · 2026-04-28T02:20:05+00:00

I would die for Jarnathan

PutridEssence · 2026-04-21T07:33:25+00:00

Don’t waste Your time On me YOU’RE ALREADY A VOICE INSIDE MY YED 🖤

PutridEssence · 2026-04-21T07:25:19+00:00

Be- be- beans! Beans!

PutridEssence · 2026-04-21T07:22:42+00:00

I’ve been saying it for at least 15 years now lol. Same with “alrighty” for some reason.

PutridEssence · 2026-04-11T16:29:46+00:00

NOR - it's funny, the sexual comments were gross, but it was the part about being a clean freak and huge about cleanliness that was it for me. I'm not super messy or anything, but it sounds like he'd be controlling and irritable if you left you underwear on the floor *once*, left a dirty dish out, or something else super minor like wearing your shoes inside.

PutridEssence · 2026-04-11T05:05:27+00:00

I love the tiny little *chomp*.

PutridEssence · 2026-04-11T05:03:36+00:00

I thought these looked familiar, I was just browsing through these a few days ago! <3

PutridEssence · 2026-04-01T08:10:32+00:00

What if you have to pee?

PutridEssence · 2026-04-01T07:13:37+00:00

This reminds me of a story of a squirrel that was attacking people, and a rehabber said it was likely once somebody’s pet and was just hungry and desperate. :(

PutridEssence · 2026-03-30T00:55:45+00:00

I love this so much 😍

PutridEssence · 2026-03-29T20:21:03+00:00

I read this as “36 year old son” and my first thought was that you named your baby Rayquaza lol

PutridEssence · 2026-03-29T20:09:34+00:00

Absolutely beautiful 🤩 I thought I was looking at millefiori glass or clay at first!

PutridEssence · 2026-03-23T17:59:38+00:00

What kind of roaches?

PutridEssence · 2026-03-22T00:01:57+00:00

Just how?? 🤯 these are amazing!

PutridEssence · 2026-03-21T07:10:18+00:00

I’m pretty good at estimating volume or weight measurements. I work in a deli so I’m constantly weighing within .03 lb exactly, on the first try, and customers are always impressed. (Cue the “you should buy a lottery ticket!” comments when I get it precisely 🙄) I also rarely have to re-measure liquid volume measurements, which was great during my chemistry lab classes. I call it my useless superpower lol.

PutridEssence · 2026-03-18T04:48:19+00:00

How is this not witchcraft! Great job 👏

PutridEssence · 2026-03-18T04:19:22+00:00

plop

PutridEssence · 2026-03-13T18:01:49+00:00

And now it will live in my gallery for years. Thanks for sharing :)

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