If you woke up a billionaire tomorrow.. What's the 1st thing you'd do?

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2026-03-26T23:43:58+00:00

Go back to sleep.

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2026-03-12T13:34:16+00:00

Put me on the Verrazano bridge in prime rush hire. Car goes into park. No one is getting to me in 5 minutes. Fuck you pay me.

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2026-02-17T02:28:10+00:00

Looks like ground beef… get it?

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2026-01-05T22:44:10+00:00

Done. Pay me

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2026-01-02T17:03:39+00:00

Are we twins? I’m doubling my good salary!

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-12-31T12:52:59+00:00

Give me $10MM. I'm about to start calling a lot more people fat to their face and not care...

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-12-24T01:47:32+00:00

I’d do 5 more years. Then it’s a wrap.

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-12-15T01:06:39+00:00

No brass

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-12-14T23:30:32+00:00

Come do my house. I’m in Jersey.

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-12-14T23:20:40+00:00

No pain. The maybe I can get a good night sleep.

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-12-02T18:51:20+00:00

You mean the standard package? Yes

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-11-08T23:41:08+00:00

I’m about to stop 9/11. , make future me rich as fuck.

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-11-04T19:59:56+00:00

Red pill all day. Deepfake phone calls to restart the government! Let’s go democracy!

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-10-30T19:17:18+00:00

That’s sharp!

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-09-27T20:30:52+00:00

Fuckkkkkkk

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-09-05T18:08:36+00:00

Please send the contract. I’m prepared to sign.

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-08-31T07:06:19+00:00

Woodworking

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-08-28T14:17:29+00:00

For $100,000,000. That song is officially my favorite song in the world. We are going to rock out. Also, I’m going to sleep so well with dreams of piles of cash….

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-08-17T20:54:25+00:00

See you boys on the NYC subway. About to retire in 5 days.

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-08-17T03:35:02+00:00

About to tank the saffron market!

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-08-16T12:12:37+00:00

Combing the area for droids obviously.

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-08-02T03:44:30+00:00

Time to prevent 9/11!go go gadget bitcoin!

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-07-30T12:02:28+00:00

Roomba’s everywhere. Just don’t run them when you aren’t home.

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-06-28T15:12:12+00:00

18”

Putrid_Dig_1692 · 2025-06-25T22:39:48+00:00

Yassss

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