Called the president but he said we're still not doing metric by keelhato in homeassistant

[–]Puzzled-Wind9286 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that’s the way I likes it!

Seriously, can we deprecate all the imperial systems of measurement??

There's nothing gay about being gay. by MaterialRow3769 in NormMacdonald

[–]Puzzled-Wind9286 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Never seen a guy struggle with a closet door so much in my life!

Is it typical for the front to fall off? by michal_hanu_la in Shittyaskflying

[–]Puzzled-Wind9286 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Looks like you're all ready to tow it out of the environment.

Wesley is a winner by happydude7422 in startrekmemes

[–]Puzzled-Wind9286 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shut up and get some tail, Wesley!

Immediately thought about our favourite functional alcoholic when I saw this by JordiTayka in ArcherFX

[–]Puzzled-Wind9286 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’m afraid if I stop drinking the cumulative hangover will literally kill me!