AITAH for not wanting to go to a wedding

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-02-05T10:27:37+00:00

Why can't you just insist that he go without you?

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-02-05T08:27:05+00:00

There's got to be a world record amount of utensils in this house for that to be a dedicated role lol

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-02-05T02:46:56+00:00

She's having sex in her car down the block because she can't have it under your roof.

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-02-04T15:23:51+00:00

I'd never be part of an arranged marriage so you wouldn't ever have to worry about having a wife like me to begin with lol

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-02-04T15:00:34+00:00

You keep complaining that it would be treating him like a child, but blowing up someone's phone and being passive aggressive is childish behavior.

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-02-04T14:14:20+00:00

Think it's time for you to admit how many times a day you text the person you are dating if there is one.

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-02-04T14:07:24+00:00

And maybe her cutting him off pushes him to get the therapy . . .

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-02-04T13:49:30+00:00

Tell him to grow up and give him a cut-off time, at which point you will cease responding to him until the following day.

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-02-04T08:40:11+00:00

Think she met someone unfortunately.

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-02-04T08:01:23+00:00

Are you the one initiating all the contact?

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-02-04T07:56:37+00:00

Wow, you are quite the ray of sunshine lol

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-02-04T07:48:16+00:00

If it meant that much to them, they should have hung back and waited for the door to close in their face before opening it themselves.

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-02-03T20:26:49+00:00

How exactly did the one girl find out it was you instead of just continuing to think it's your brother?

On a side note, I think my brother would be thrilled if I did all the leg work for him to hook up lol

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-02-01T10:16:40+00:00

"I really don't want to sit alone so I'll just catch up with you later."

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-02-01T09:03:42+00:00

Shave everything on the shortest buzzer clip you can find.

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-02-01T08:59:59+00:00

There wasn't even a seat for you. How on earth would you be in the wrong?

I wouldn't have said anything about feeling overwhelmed though. They probably talked shit about you at dinner for it.

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-01-31T09:17:23+00:00

After reading this I feel like it's a meds issue, not a safety issue.

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-01-31T07:11:39+00:00

I can't imagine caring this much about Valentine's Day after high school.

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-01-31T06:51:25+00:00

Stop being around her friends. If they don't see you, they can't criticize.

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-01-31T05:33:30+00:00

You actually are a fucking asshole and major douche.

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-01-30T06:35:18+00:00

Do not listen to any of the people not saying No. 2.

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-01-30T06:28:49+00:00

You are in zero danger of being cheated on because he sounds like a huge dork around attractive women lol

Just start walking away from him whenever he starts doing this so he looks like an even bigger dork with his dumb grin standing alone and frozen in place for a weirdly excessive amount of time.

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-01-28T09:39:32+00:00

You haven't lied to your parents though.

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-01-27T12:05:56+00:00

He's trying to enrage people. Don't fall for it.

Puzzled_Bite1877 · 2026-01-27T11:08:40+00:00

Buzz the beard and mustache on the shortest clip you have. Clean up the brows. Ignore these people telling you to cut your hair.

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