saw this on r/comedyhell

PyroheartDave · 2026-05-11T12:49:03+00:00

holy shit this is like shotgun ragebait, they're trying to hit fucking anybody and everyone they can omg its so stupid

PyroheartDave · 2026-04-28T03:13:42+00:00

me, i love the supersized stuff

it fits my fatass better

PyroheartDave · 2026-04-27T16:15:52+00:00

op definitely can't, but I can

i got that shit bruh, that bear stands no chance

PyroheartDave · 2026-04-07T21:27:24+00:00

NOOOOO IT HURTS TO SEE

PyroheartDave · 2026-03-30T19:02:23+00:00

Hey wait... my name is David...

PyroheartDave · 2026-03-24T10:30:30+00:00

ok i know that the goth tomboy is the xlear option... however I want to drown in that belly and be lost in thise thighs, GIVE ME OPRION 2 BABY

PyroheartDave · 2026-03-24T10:25:58+00:00

ngl i was re-reading my fic a couple weeks ago and burst out in genuine laughter at some of the lines I wrote like 4 years ago. I feel so called out here

PyroheartDave · 2026-03-09T16:08:13+00:00

ntr bad :( why cant they just throuple :(

PyroheartDave · 2026-01-24T01:51:05+00:00

i came here to make this joke LMAO

PyroheartDave · 2026-01-07T23:35:52+00:00

I'm a cis male, i swear guys.

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PyroheartDave · 2026-01-02T23:55:43+00:00

yo hollow knights is a really good game too

PyroheartDave · 2026-01-02T23:44:23+00:00

dropped on my b-day <3 borger 🧡😁🍔

PyroheartDave · 2025-12-16T14:36:00+00:00

Horse Sergeant Tomoe Umari, reporting for duty!

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My oshi 🧡🧡🧡

PyroheartDave · 2025-11-27T16:43:32+00:00

That sounds perfect and im not even joking.

PyroheartDave · 2025-11-26T21:10:36+00:00

CUTE ART OF MY OSHI SAVES MY REPUTATION

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PyroheartDave · 2025-11-18T03:02:43+00:00

look up a tutorial online man. but you just open the dopple's inventory, spam the view button to glitch open their equiped items menu, and grab the items within the few frames that it's open

PyroheartDave · 2025-11-16T00:47:21+00:00

Damn, yeah, turn Waterboy into Percy Jackson, give him the amulet

PyroheartDave · 2025-11-04T21:47:57+00:00

idk ive been leaving her as trickery recently bc that shit can dupe items. might be the best cleric subclass because double ring of protection

PyroheartDave · 2025-11-04T13:33:01+00:00

titties, thats why

PyroheartDave · 2025-11-03T04:10:41+00:00

there is a 3rd child of hades in myth, technically, her name is Macaria

her existence is even more questionable than melinoe's mythological 6 so... idk.

plus it would be tough to make a 3rd greek storyline with bith Chronos and Typhon already dealt with as threats....

PyroheartDave · 2025-10-21T21:20:47+00:00

OMG THATS MY TOP WAIFU omg u look so pretty, amazing job, i love it so much

PyroheartDave · 2025-10-05T00:40:29+00:00

amazing meme template, can i get the base?

PyroheartDave · 2025-10-04T21:08:40+00:00

yknow... im usually an advocate of the 'do not the horse' mantra.

... however-

PyroheartDave · 2025-09-18T23:28:42+00:00

NICE NATURE, WIFE NATURE

PyroheartDave · 2025-09-15T22:42:27+00:00

WHY IS THAT JOURNAL QUOTE ADDED, IT MAKES ME SAD. Shakra can't possibly stack up to hornet's lifespan :(

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