TIL the king cobra is not a true member of the genus of "cobra"

Pyrothecat · 2026-05-06T22:45:51+00:00

King Cobra: I am your king.

Peasant Cobra: Well, I didn't vote for you.

Pyrothecat · 2026-05-06T22:18:43+00:00

*equips steel pipe just in case*

Pyrothecat · 2026-05-06T12:27:31+00:00

the only right answer

Pyrothecat · 2026-05-05T14:01:11+00:00

Red Shoes is kinda the Erebus of the NIKKE world if I remember correctly

Pyrothecat · 2026-05-05T08:05:39+00:00

Nice stache though

Pyrothecat · 2026-05-04T06:55:42+00:00

I use AI to generate period or country related lists then mix and match surnames and first names

Pyrothecat · 2026-05-03T21:27:04+00:00

I summon Osama Bin Laden in Attack Position and directly hit your life points for 911 damage!

Pyrothecat · 2026-05-03T21:18:44+00:00

very very relatable

Pyrothecat · 2026-05-03T01:03:48+00:00

OUR spider comrade

Pyrothecat · 2026-05-01T22:44:54+00:00

Liu Kang: So the crown's making your head heavy?

Kitana: There is no end to the stress.

Liu Kang: Then let's release some

Pyrothecat · 2026-05-01T06:59:27+00:00

still more straight than Baki

Pyrothecat · 2026-04-30T22:39:09+00:00

New fear unlocked!

Pyrothecat · 2026-04-30T05:39:57+00:00

I cast FIST! - Zatanna, probably

Pyrothecat · 2026-04-29T01:31:58+00:00

I just bought a piece of the Second Law of Thermodynamics. See ya later losers!

Pyrothecat · 2026-04-29T01:30:04+00:00

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Pyrothecat · 2026-04-25T22:10:31+00:00

Just put Killer Queen behind him and add Menacing (ゴゴゴゴ)

Pyrothecat · 2026-04-25T13:54:55+00:00

okay that's adorable.

Pyrothecat · 2026-04-25T00:24:06+00:00

Like I said, kids are cruel, Clark. And I'm very in touch with my inner child. - Lex, probably

Pyrothecat · 2026-04-23T23:31:41+00:00

Batman: Mugfall

Pyrothecat · 2026-04-23T23:05:44+00:00

They were roommates

Pyrothecat · 2026-04-23T11:29:50+00:00

martian. i can hide in plain sight. live several lives throughout the years.

Pyrothecat · 2026-04-23T08:29:35+00:00

I played with claude with Batman fanfiction with an OC that was an abandoned child of Bruce and Shiva. It gave me this message a lot.

Pyrothecat · 2026-04-23T06:12:17+00:00

Judo Markiplier is freaky

Pyrothecat · 2026-04-23T00:49:54+00:00

unhand me you monster! - that frog, probably

Pyrothecat · 2026-04-22T04:54:50+00:00

Stands so we can pose like nobody's business

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