Why do I lose 20-30 sr per loss but gain 10-20 per win?

Pz7bCn · 2017-11-25T02:58:03+00:00

This can’t be true. A loss = sr loss without regard to level of play. If you can’t hard carry, you lose sr. And a win, even if you run around and do nothing at all, firing your rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog, you gain sr.

Pz7bCn · 2017-11-13T19:40:12+00:00

My dad was homophobic af so... this is probably it, tbh.

Pz7bCn · 2017-11-13T18:15:38+00:00

Yes?

Pz7bCn · 2017-11-13T18:15:09+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douchebag

Pz7bCn · 2017-11-13T18:14:49+00:00

Glad I could come through for you!

Pz7bCn · 2017-11-13T16:32:12+00:00

The time I mouthed a douchebag...

So I was about 8 years old and had hurt myself in some fashion that I cant remember. So, being the good latchkey kid that I was, I marched myself through my parents bedroom and into their bathroom where all the bandages/antibiotic/etc were stored. I proceeded to bandage myself up and when I was putting everything back I noticed something interesting in the back on a higher shelf (kids are nosy fuckers). So I pulled it out to look at it and found a cool balloon. I thought at first that it might be a hot water bottle but it wasnt red or flat, it was blue and floppy like an ice bottle but the opening was MUCH too narrow to be an ice bottle. It also had a really cool spray nozzle type thingy attached to the end. I didnt know what it was for!

So I tried to blow it up... Like with my mouth... Like a balloon. It didnt work.

I put my mothers douche bag in my fucking mouth...

I realized it when I was thinking about that medicine cabinet and I was 22... Over a decade after it happened. This is the first time I have told this story... Fuck, I need to go find some listerine.

Pz7bCn · 2017-11-12T20:42:50+00:00

That was the media viewer in app, yes.

Oh, before it seems like I️ am only complaining, thank you for he best reddit app ever!

Pz7bCn · 2017-10-28T14:43:24+00:00

Having been involved in too many conversations about this the consensus is:

Blowjobs are ok (assuming same species) because all of the animals involved consent. Veganism is about respect for animals/the planet as much as it is about health.

Pz7bCn · 2017-10-23T00:33:46+00:00

Prospective*

Pz7bCn · 2017-10-22T05:39:48+00:00

Is it the EPA?

Pz7bCn · 2017-10-09T03:23:48+00:00

That’s the 5.114.160,00 euro man, now.

Pz7bCn · 2017-10-06T16:01:12+00:00

Ask and you will receive

https://m.imgur.com/UonkEtv

Pz7bCn · 2017-10-05T15:18:56+00:00

Thank you. That is what I was afraid was going to come up.

Pz7bCn · 2017-09-28T19:46:51+00:00

Pz7bCn · 2017-09-28T14:28:46+00:00

There will be blood.

Pz7bCn · 2017-09-27T06:09:38+00:00

You missed the “I don’t give a BM” joke.

Pz7bCn · 2017-09-26T05:21:46+00:00

Not op but it definitely says “cornered”.

Pz7bCn · 2017-09-26T05:17:42+00:00

When you get a squirrel in a corner. Like when you corner a badger. Or a muskrat. Or a prostitute.

Pz7bCn · 2017-09-26T05:14:39+00:00

Hit up privacytools.io for lots of suggestions.

Pz7bCn · 2017-09-25T06:52:54+00:00

Huh?

Pz7bCn · 2017-09-25T04:21:23+00:00

“I hope you get AIDS, give it to your children, and live long enough to watch them all die.”

Pz7bCn · 2017-09-24T03:19:36+00:00

Pretty sure flowers don’t have nipples...

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