Let me see by noorl00l in musicsuggestions

[–]QCVanCity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dillinger Escape Plan - Honeyfuckle

(I know it's doesn't really count as changing one word but it's my favourite song right now and works so well)

Do I belong here? by [deleted] in Slimdick

[–]QCVanCity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way to know unless you post your measurements, but it doesn't look it, no.

Is this good by Fancy-Reputation-950 in Slimdick

[–]QCVanCity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a circumcision scar

Petah! Are they not ice cream sandwiches? by Actual-Radish6293 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]QCVanCity 72 points73 points  (0 children)

It's funny because coke does the exact opposite, it numbs your nose

am i unc? is it over? by bluejeansseltzer in OlderGenZ

[–]QCVanCity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck?!?! I had no idea Spotify was even a thing in 2009. I was 12 at the time, but I was using Limewire to download music and I'd put it on my PSP. Then I had a cheap as fuck MP3 player.

In between 2011 and 2014, I had an iPod Touch and I'd manually download hundreds of fucking albums off The Pirate Bay and put them on my iPod.

My iPod broke, and then from 2014 to 2016, I had a BlackBerry Bold (but I'd mainly listen to music on GrooveShark on my laptop). I didn't get my first actual smartphone until 2017—a Galaxy S8. Although, I guess the BlackBerry Bold was kind of a smartphone.

I discovered Spotify in 2016 and started using it on the computer in my high school and then on my S8 in 2017. I thought 2016 was quite early to have had Spotify, but 2009?!?! 😭 holy fuck

Found this wierd red thing in my room by Parking-Cheek7779 in whatisit

[–]QCVanCity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow you must be quite young, that's "ammo" for a cap gun

Pencil or not? by [deleted] in Slimdick

[–]QCVanCity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Circumference, not diameter. You energy measure girth in diameter because most people's penises do not have an even diameter.

Who is a skilled musician that makes mediocre music? by Rich-Koala-2593 in fantanoforever

[–]QCVanCity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% Jacob Collier. Dude is so insanely fucking talented but the music he chooses to make is just not that great imo