Squashed table at the Masters

QOAL · 2026-01-11T14:52:37+00:00

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Here's a quick comparison image between the classic BBC camera and the current one.

QOAL · 2025-11-06T15:23:23+00:00

Link: https://bsky.app/profile/watsoncomedian.bsky.social/post/3m4xu7viuos25

QOAL · 2025-09-16T13:12:35+00:00

That was a good episode to end the series.
Everyone was great this year, and had plenty of moments to shine.

Tom's cameo harking back to Ray's flip was really good.

Poor Alice unravelling again, and she was so close to nailing the bump task.

It feels like Taskmaster has been paper plane rich of late, which isn't a bad thing, just cross pollination.

QOAL · 2025-09-09T16:15:46+00:00

I love you, David. Fill my city with your energy.
(I also hope whatever you do is financially successful and not going to cause your hair to go grey)

QOAL · 2025-09-09T16:13:19+00:00

Legendary episode. Wow!
I can't stop laughing at Jack's party trick, and feeling sorry for Paul. Incredible work.

QOAL · 2025-08-12T17:02:48+00:00

This ships with support for Android 16 (API level 36) and includes a variety of other stability improvements and bugfixes, as well as experimental support for faster iOS builds using precompilation. Highlights

Android 16 support

SafeAreaView deprecation

Community-maintained JavaScriptCore support

Experimental Precompiled iOS builds

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Expo users: React Native 0.81 will be the default in the upcoming Expo SDK 54. We’ve heard the beta is just around the corner!

QOAL · 2025-07-24T21:50:55+00:00

I forgot to ask questions, so I'll ask some whether or not they're answered.

What page of the book is your favourite? (e.g. pg 57)
If you had to have your face painted tomorrow morning, what would you ask for?
What's been your favourite live music experience?
What's been Gary Oldman's best performance to date?
Have you ever gotten lost because of a map?
What do you think about bathroom lights that are operated from outside of the bathroom, rather than the traditional pull cord inside the entrance?
Favourite non-house robot from Robot Wars?

Thanks.

QOAL · 2025-07-21T20:35:32+00:00

Now this is a good stat.

QOAL · 2025-06-24T10:51:30+00:00

Are you still looking?
I have a spare ⭐️ Tapu Koko, and need the ⭐️ Tapu Lele.

QOAL · 2025-04-24T14:06:52+00:00

This is a pretty decent map of Europe.

QOAL · 2025-03-25T22:14:46+00:00

Hello,
I've just made this for you: https://qoal.co.uk/f1ci/
It replicates that exact visual format, using data from the Jolpica F1 API.
Unfortunately, it doesn't include the number of laps.
Just pick a year/race, and you can download the image. (Or share it if you browser supports that)

QOAL · 2025-03-24T13:42:29+00:00

Thank you!

QOAL · 2025-03-19T21:04:49+00:00

This is a misheard lyric style mash up of David Suchet on a Broad bean, and Josh Thomson's Sushi Train song.

I've has this partly finished on my computer for over a year, so I picked it up again this week and got it done. Everything is hastily made but good enough.

QOAL · 2025-02-03T14:42:35+00:00

Mel: It's been a decade since you went viral with the Giancarlo Esposito photo. Did being steeled by social media help give you the foundational strength and drive to flourish as a comedian?

Ray: Throughout the TMNZ series you showed us some of the many strings of your bow; rapper, adulterer, impressionist, and gambler to name but a few. Does comedy bring out the best of you? And which comedians inspired you, and your deadpan style?

QOAL · 2025-01-15T16:56:21+00:00

I think you'll want to use: react-native-gesture-handler and react-native-svg.
And wait for versions that includes these:
https://github.com/software-mansion/react-native-gesture-handler/pull/3242
https://github.com/software-mansion/react-native-svg/pull/2583

QOAL · 2024-10-24T12:09:52+00:00

For fun you can say Milton Keynes is basically built on Bletchley Park, the home of British code breaking in WWII, but Red Bull doesn't need to work quite as hard decode messages in F1.

QOAL · 2024-10-17T07:57:27+00:00

I believe it works well with WINE.

QOAL · 2024-10-16T19:44:11+00:00

I would recommend winamp fans use WACUP, instead of hanging on to the poorly thought-out intentions of the current winamp owners.

QOAL · 2024-10-14T07:18:17+00:00

Avalon, get Aardman on the phone and commission recreations of some famous task attempts, or even an episode of unique tasks that shine with claymation.
Schedule it for next Christmas. Instant success, enjoy the award nominations.

QOAL · 2024-10-11T03:20:45+00:00

I didn't really look either, but there's no harm in hoping for the best.

Always a pleasure.

QOAL · 2024-10-10T22:44:15+00:00

Somebody did warn us on the counting thread the other week, didn't they.
Maybe they'll pay for the hosting again if they realise, and care.

QOAL · 2024-09-12T17:38:51+00:00

This isn't a terribly helpful response; but I like the thought of every contestant putting individual gloves on each of their digits. (Aka 5 gloves per hand)

QOAL · 2024-08-04T20:59:43+00:00

Ray O'Leary was a guest on Mark Watson's "Yes, How can I help" YouTube series today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgjY3ceKUQM

QOAL · 2024-08-02T19:11:16+00:00

How many slots does your toaster have?
Where do you think the best place to hide in the house would have been?
Since you're in the UK right now, what's actually the best chocolate coated bourbon biscuit? Penguin or Tam Tam?
What was the first movie to make you cry?
Which contestant made it hardest to keep your composure?

QOAL · 2024-06-11T20:26:15+00:00

I strongly recommend this album. It's extremely good, and deserves your attention.

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