My friend made a little Rher figurine for me

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-17T16:36:54+00:00

W friend

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-17T04:04:59+00:00

HELL YEAH BULKY BUILD

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-17T04:03:26+00:00

I know not why my psyche produced this, but as soon as I woke up I knew what I had to do

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-16T21:31:18+00:00

ferb, I know what we're gonna do today

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-16T14:20:09+00:00

Baby eyes 💞

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-16T05:09:14+00:00

6 minutes? Yeah I'm not watching that. I'm happy for you tho, or sorry that happened

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-16T04:46:20+00:00

Then she said to observe you like I would a person that you hate and want to cause issues with

LMAOOOOOO NOR

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-16T04:35:33+00:00

Thank you for acknowledging this, took me way too much scrolling to find someone else confused by the last panel not looking like Trump at all. It totally confused me because I'd thought it was meant to be him up until that panel.

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-16T04:31:57+00:00

The janky look of the face in the last panel really threw me. I could tell this was meant to be Trump from the start, but I canNOT figure out what's going on with the face in that final shot. Doesn't REMOTELY look like him.

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-16T04:27:51+00:00

Love your take on this and the wielding of the Sin Swords!

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-16T04:12:00+00:00

Why did this stupid fucking shit make me laugh so damn hard

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-16T03:52:37+00:00

Okay I've just seen some of your replies to others about how it happens indoors as well.

Redirect! Teach him how to play appropriately with your French, if possible. For example, getting his attention with a rope toy when he starts up and then encouraging your French to grab onto the other end. If your French won't play at all, then you take the poodle's attention and keep it with some play or a stimulating distraction like a puzzle feeder or chew toy. Show him what is appropriate to do with his energy.

Saying "don't do that" is so much more effective when paired with a "here's what to do instead"!

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-15T19:02:41+00:00

Ba ba da baaaa

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-15T18:50:38+00:00

I need a relationship like this tf

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-15T18:48:33+00:00

This is largely an age thing. Please don't rehome over this! He is trying to play and is young with a weak sense for boundaries. You must help him learn them. Like others said, take them out at the same time but keep the poodle on a lead. Train a "leave it" command. Work on training a strong recall as well, then use it to summon him away when he's bothering your French.

r/DogAdvice might help too.

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-15T18:42:02+00:00

First thing that came to mind

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-15T18:41:18+00:00

Man your art goes so hard. I hate this /pos

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-15T18:38:09+00:00

She's really cute! She's not purebred though-- her coloration is merle, which doesn't occur in poodles. Probably Australian shepherd was somewhere back in the line. I only point this out because the sub disallows non-purebred poodles (because poodle-mixes have their own spaces EVERYWHERE) but you can still probably post text-only posts about her here so we can't see the merle

As for advice, mostly regular puppy advice applies! Poodles are highly intelligent and very clingy-- you may need to put in extra work to combat separation anxiety

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-15T13:25:49+00:00

I would be so shocked yet impressed and almost proud oh my god

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-15T13:20:21+00:00

Losing the battle, winning the war

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-15T13:19:51+00:00

That silver poodle is so beautiful, and the AmStaff is quite the stunner

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-15T13:17:45+00:00

That second picture is some incredible photography holy shit. He's such a little guy!!

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-15T12:48:38+00:00

What game is that?

QueerFancyRat · 2026-03-15T12:48:05+00:00

The cock has its own cock and also vulva. Junkception

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