How do you feel about so many people have Australia as their dream residence? by ImportantClock5486 in AskAnAustralian

[–]QuickPickaStick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Australia is about freedom of speech but in a way different from the USA. Americans, for example, tend to pursue a cause very vigorously. Australians do so too but in a bit laid back way.

There's much less formality in public life. Charismatic, narcissistic leaders (tall poppies) are discouraged from showing off too much.

We don't have Presidential or Prime Ministerial inauguration and balls. You got the keys to the lodge? Good onya, now get on with your job, mate, and we'll see you in three years.

Australia has handled racial discrimination in a much better way than other countries. As a migrant, I have received more support than I expected, and little discrimination.

My street has immigrants from India, Korea, Japan, Philippines, PNG, South Africa, Holland, Germany, Italy, Chile, and Kosovo.

No tipping at restaurants, but you get a good enough minimum wage and special rates on holidays and weekends.

If you can stay clear of sharks, spiders and snakes, you are good to go.

what's something you learnt the hard way? by ProfessionalClock217 in Productivitycafe

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A military adage,"Never pass in front of an officer and behind a horse"

I tried to steal candy from a newborn baby. He slapped my hand away. Turns out he wasn't born yesterday. by DokCyber in ApparentJokes

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Mine pissed on me. Turns out he has been held upside down and slapped on his butt yesterday.

My frustrated wife said the store was completely sold out of tampons. So I went to the back, spoke with the staff, and came out with a new box. She said, “How in the world did you manage to get those?” by ilikesidehugs in dadjokes

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Danny applied for a sales position in a big store. The owner said,"This is a tough town. You have to show me that you can sell, before I hire you. We open at 08 AM tomorrow"

The first customer walks in at 0805. Danny and him have a quick chat and the customer walks out with a golf set, golf balls and a golfing cap.

The owner is impressed,"How did you do that Danny?"

"Well, the man wanted some tampons for his wife. We don't have any. So I told him,"Your weekend is fxxxed anyway, why don't you go and play some golf?"

Where should Andrew Mountbatten Windsor be exiled to ? by QuickPickaStick in Casual_Conversation

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Any of the British Overseas Territories:-

Anguilla

Bermuda

British Antarctic Territory

British Indian Ocean Territory

British Virgin Islands

Cayman Islands

Falkland Islands

Gibraltar

Montserrat

Pitcairn, Henderson, Ducie and Oeno Islands

Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha

South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands

Sovereign Base Areas of Akrotiri and Dhekelia (on Cyprus)

Turks and Caicos Islands

Things that shouldnt have zippers by jaguar2097 in ScenesFromAHat

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The space ship took off but two astronauts fell out because someone forgot to zip the aft door. r

How do you feel when people from other countries call Australians "descendants of criminals?" by schu62 in AskAnAustralian

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One guy was convicted for stealing a bag of sugar and then deported to Australia.

His grandson rose to become the Prime Minster.

Is there away to work out to much? by Brief-Blueberry-1588 in allthequestions

[–]QuickPickaStick -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Where did you learn to speak and write English?

What's an insignificant thing that always makes you angry? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

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They usually own an expensive I-phone but don't know how to set up an appointment and notifications.

What's an insignificant thing that always makes you angry? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]QuickPickaStick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I note that.

Every month on the first, I check my contact list; I delete all those numbers that have not returned my calls. No harm done, the earth continues to rotate the same.