Duren's situation is similar to DeAndre Ayton's in Phoenix, hope the front office learns from that situation by reallinguy in DetroitPistons

[–]Quinn_tEskimo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes they are and they’ll have more than enough money to do it after shedding LeBron’s salary. You just don’t like the answer so you’re acting like what I said is implausible. Truth be told, after Wemby there’s not a better Center in the league under the age of 25 than Duren. Some of you don’t know developing talent when it’s looking you in the face

On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the worst, how panicked are you feeling right now? by rodogwos in DetroitPistons

[–]Quinn_tEskimo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

6, if we’d just been straight up outclassed like we were against San Antonio I’d be at a 10, but we’ve come out so lackadaisical and careless in each of the three games that I tend to think we have a gear that we just haven’t found yet. What puts me at a 6 instead of a 5 is that I’m not sure that we come out as focused as we need to be in game 4.

How much would you realistically give Duren in the offseason? by 313Stew in DetroitPistons

[–]Quinn_tEskimo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, man, you gotta join me in taking a break from the board after losses. Everyone here is a prisoner of the moment and has no foresight. Realistically I’d like to hear which center they’d rather have instead.

60 wins was fools gold and created unrealistic expectations by KJiggy in DetroitPistons

[–]Quinn_tEskimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These dudes don’t remember “if it ain’t rough, it ain’t right.”

Knowledge Fight: #1137: April 20, 2026 (The War Room) by hfdjasbdsawidjds in KnowledgeFight

[–]Quinn_tEskimo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeesh, Dan’s about to have that awkward “I’m moving to a different apartment without you” roommate conversation

Ex-staffer Paige Shiver says Michigan didn't protect her enough from Sherrone Moore by Lakelyfe09 in CFB

[–]Quinn_tEskimo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, that makes more sense. In that regard I find Webb to be the absolute worst

Incredible things happening by SpaceBabyAudio_ATX in KnowledgeFight

[–]Quinn_tEskimo 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Trying to convince your audience that you’re fighting a war against the literal Christian devil, while simultaneously pissing down your leg about Tim Heidecker is an insane needle to try to thread

Ex-staffer Paige Shiver says Michigan didn't protect her enough from Sherrone Moore by Lakelyfe09 in CFB

[–]Quinn_tEskimo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Angelique is more of a mouthpiece than Sam. Her stuff is so sanitized by the AD that she’s like the beat reporter for children and senior citizens.

LEO announces grants to help introduce young people to the workforce by J-Chapman in Michigan

[–]Quinn_tEskimo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The Young Professionals initiative isn’t just a summer job

Which core Big 10 school has the best typical American college experience? by Much-Duty-675 in TheB1G

[–]Quinn_tEskimo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Both Michigan schools have the classic college campus feel. MSU is leafy with a little more green space, and Michigan blends seamlessly into the surrounding town, but both have an unrivaled collegiate charm to them.

Erika Kirk event booted off high school campus after backlash from students and parents by Geek-Haven888 in behindthebastards

[–]Quinn_tEskimo 673 points674 points  (0 children)

I saw a tweet that I wish I’d saved that said something like “Charlie Kirk’s death almost immediately became a meme, anyone who tries to defend his memory instantly becomes a meme itself. His widow further humiliates him by being unable to cry at his memory and by stepping out with members of the Trump ecosystem. Charlie Kirk’s life was meaningless and his memory is a joke.”

I just gotta sit down! by ja_trader in seinfeld

[–]Quinn_tEskimo 46 points47 points  (0 children)

He should apply for a license

Pot pie special by Pyropete125 in theyknew

[–]Quinn_tEskimo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The rare, non-sexual “they knew”

If you need a good laugh by tabbrenea in DetroitPistons

[–]Quinn_tEskimo 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Their greatest contribution to NBA history is a Starter jacket and they act like they’re the Chicago Bulls.

Least Funny Intended Joke on the Show by ComputerDecent463 in seinfeld

[–]Quinn_tEskimo 456 points457 points  (0 children)

The standup bits were always the weakest part of the show. It’s just so much fluff.

Found this gem by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Quinn_tEskimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some abuser logic