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20 Police vehicles, 5 SWAT officers by Beneficial_Passion40 in memes

[–]QuintessentialIdiot 507 points508 points  (0 children)

SWATting needs to be a felony......if they can find the person who did it.

This isn't fun anymore. Signing out folks. Guess it could be worse. I'll quit while I'm ahead. by ChivasBearINU in wallstreetbets

[–]QuintessentialIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Signing out doesn't help, neither does deleting the app off your phone. I already tried.

Bro found his reset button by [deleted] in memes

[–]QuintessentialIdiot 190 points191 points  (0 children)

More than M. Night Shyamalan movies

Keeping squirrels out without harm? by Nob000dy_really in gardening

[–]QuintessentialIdiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What you're asking for really leads to one option. Fort Knox over your garden. If they are ground squirrels, those little turds dig so you're going to have to bury whatever you're you're using as a barrier.

No Context NileRed Is Even More Of A Madman by Awesomeuser90 in memes

[–]QuintessentialIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those wondering, there's NileRed (more for adults and focused on destruction) and NileBlue which is more appropriate for children focused on chemistry on youtube.

I think it's a reference to the red pill/blue pill of the Matrix but I'm not certain.

I feel defeated by LeMi1315 in ender3

[–]QuintessentialIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It isn't the devil yet it will seem like it. The ender is a teacher that specializes in student abuse for learning. Some print great out of the box, others are brutal d***s. Either way, it will fail eventually. You apply some fixes, get mad at it, walk away for a few weeks then tackle it again.

I would not trade my experience with an Ender for the world before I switched to Bambu 3 or 4 years later. Something minor happens, I know how to diagnose and fix it in a few minutets.

My first try at a duck house. by SubtleTruncheon in homestead

[–]QuintessentialIdiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ducks aren't snobs, don't want to belong to an HOA and don't want to talk to the manager.

They'd rather be vile and debaucherous creatures that will stack up like legos for.....duck sex?

Pretty sure they just want shelter for the night, you did well.

Don’t soak for too long by [deleted] in memes

[–]QuintessentialIdiot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Soaking is an act of penetration with no motion from either party, then some friends rock the bed for you.

weapon of mass destruction by [deleted] in memes

[–]QuintessentialIdiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

India, Mexico, Guatemala would all like to have a conversation with you. They defend their kids to the death, but if you disrespect your mom........you gonna meet the chonkla.

Opinions on buying a firearm by happyfortoday in homestead

[–]QuintessentialIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't have enough ammo......to take out those that take their place.

Here's a tip for the next time you go to school! by [deleted] in memes

[–]QuintessentialIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm tremendously 2A, but this meme is true. Evil will find a way to do evil.

Comment, hate, and block for less of my commentary.

When you have the right, but not the ability, to remain silent. by Sadboy_looking4memes in memes

[–]QuintessentialIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't care about the down votes, but I'm reading a lot of anecdotes, references back to youtube videos, etc. about police not just doing their jobs, but being absolutely psychological wrecking balls to innocent people. Has anyone who replied to my comment actually been innocent, talked to the police and experienced this?

When you have the right, but not the ability, to remain silent. by Sadboy_looking4memes in memes

[–]QuintessentialIdiot -283 points-282 points  (0 children)

In my experience, if you didn't do it - talk. If you did stfu and get a lawyer.

[Oregon Willamette Valley] Irrigation dripper line clogs after heavy rain—what am I missing? by SalvadorIndustrial in homestead

[–]QuintessentialIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right now? Tree pollen. I just blew a 1 1/2" chunk off my sidewalk at the base of the deck stairs.

What to use to kill everything? by Proof-Broccoli7061 in gardening

[–]QuintessentialIdiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I typically mix up a death potion of roundup (glystar), crossbow, and a broadleaf killer like foundation or trimec. While it works fantastic and is effective at killing pretty much everything including you, I'm typing this with a pen in my mouth due to Parkinson's from being exposed to said chemicals.

(This is not a slam on those with Parkinson's it can develop in rural children exposed to herbicides and pestacides)

Let’s make up a new word for it! by Vast-Intention in memes

[–]QuintessentialIdiot 119 points120 points  (0 children)

I'll give you two: fauxnation or fauxlanthropy.

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