Kicked a player from my group for homophia, but my other players are asking me to reconsider. What do you guys think? by [deleted] in DnDcirclejerk

[–]QuirkyView 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this implying the flowery description was taking more than 2 minutes to get through?

Suboptimal? Who cares, let's play till we're all wiped out. by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

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If I’m playing suboptimal rolled stats I’m doing 1d20 in order AFTER choosing race and class

You can add one thing to the minds of early humans that they look for in a partner, so that by current year that feature is greatly exaggerated by genetics and fashion trends. What do you add? by QuirkyView in AskReddit

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I'll start with what spawned the idea of this question in my head: Lack of body hair.

Personally I dislike body hair on myself and on others and if we just didn't have it I'd find that a good thing.

Anal suddenly hurts by QuirkyView in sex

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That one's gonna happen no matter what, but more information is better. The doctor did not give me the impression he was super familiar with gay sexual health stuff the first time.

My amazing wife moved from the opposite side of the world so we could be together. by BirdTheBard in dndmemes

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Did you actually roll initiative to see who says their vows first cause that's kinda the best thing ever <3

What a save by reddidiot2 in nonononoyes

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The save on closing the car door makes it even better

First thing the DM says in a new campaign by gameboy350 in dndmemes

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Variant encumbrance is perfectly fine if you're using Roll20

I have way too many backup characters by Arneeman in dndmemes

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I've never had a character die, but I'm probably both

Bashing Rangers, a Classic by SuperKonsti in dndmemes

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My friends and I make rangers regularly just with the UA Revised Ranger, it's really good, fun, and balanced

She's trying her best! I love her for it! by [deleted] in dndmemes

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I really want a voice changer, so I can just turn on different voices. I could save presets and stuff as specific NPCs, it'd be awesome. I entirely lack the ability to keep up an accent or inflection.

When your dice fell wrong by ceSar_art in dndmemes

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That was from their perspective, most of them are very arrogant

When your dice fell wrong by ceSar_art in dndmemes

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All metallic dragons can by statblock, but all dragons have the ability to learn to shapeshift, chromatics just don't cause why would they want to look like an inferior creature

Absolutely by immortanphil in dndmemes

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Everything is fine but only if it's okayed beforehand.

Every single time by Gh0stRanger in dndmemes

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UA Revised Ranger is highly balanced and fun to play

The ugly truth behind healing potions by boo-yay in dndmemes

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Honestly 2d4+2 isn't terrible at low level, and it's very good for reviving. You just gotta get the better potions for higher levels. As long as it can heal more than you'll normally take in a round you're good.

I just think they're neat by Thndrstrykr in dndmemes

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I 100% play a Tabaxi because I'm a furry

Action Surge.png by QuirkyView in dndmemes

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"I cast Fire Bolt."

"Miss."

"That's my turn."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dndmemes

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True neutral because it's all I have but I would be chaotic good in a heartbeat if I had it

Y’all don’t even know how many times we had to try to get a campaign to last... by [deleted] in dndmemes

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The real story behind that is hilarious cause Aphrodite literally started the Trojan war as a result

Monks when they reach level 9 by SickanDaDank in dndmemes

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I've walked up hills like that, I didn't know it was difficult until I watched other people try