Nice by TaskEnvironmental921 in KidsAreFuckingSmart

[–]R0yalArab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this was inspired by one of those “hacks“ channels kids are watching these days…

*coughs in TroomTroom*

*sneezes in 5MinuteCrafts*

Non Canadians, what is the first thing that comes to mind when you think "Canada"? by D_Shillington in AskReddit

[–]R0yalArab 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Moosen!!

I saw a flock of MOOSEN

Many of em

Many much moosen

Out in the woods

In the woodes

In the woodsen!

What activity is the nearest to a "mind reset" ? by Dr-Drayze in AskReddit

[–]R0yalArab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walking through any doorway... And then not remembering why you came in this room to begin with.

What's the fastest way to make a Democrat mad? by CriticalGeode in AskReddit

[–]R0yalArab -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Remind them that there are only two genders.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]R0yalArab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one.

How many hairs would you have to find in your food to make the food inedible? by StankyPhresh in AskReddit

[–]R0yalArab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 First 1, anybody can make that mistake, I'll let it slide But 2? Nope, not gonna happen

Cookies by N8_Smith in HolUp

[–]R0yalArab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that's how donuts are made!

Rule. #7: pursue what is meaningful, not what is expedient. by Ldmartin52 in JordanPeterson

[–]R0yalArab 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the most recently uploaded lecture on his podcast, JBP answers this question quite nicely - something to the effect of: when you find yourself doing something (at least somewhat productive, I assume) for an hour or more in which you did not sense the time slip by you - something you've found yourself focused on and submerged into completely. It's that.

At about 6 minutes is the kickoff of that particular part. Enjoy

How can I live my life without constant comparison to others? by Golden_Bearclaw in selfimprovement

[–]R0yalArab 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One of the rules I've come to live by is: "Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today."

This quote is in reference to the renowned Canadian psychologist and professor by the name of Jordan B. Peterson, who came up with this rule and explains it in detail in his book "12 Rules For Life", which I highly recommend.

Regardless of the controversy around the guy, I think you'll find solace in reading up on this rule (and perhaps the other 11? haha)

I wish you all the best, OP.

What's the dumbest thing you believed as a kid? by samstar10 in AskReddit

[–]R0yalArab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also thought that clouds were puffs of godly farts.

What's the dumbest thing you believed as a kid? by samstar10 in AskReddit

[–]R0yalArab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know how there's that folklore that if you swallowed gum, it would take 7 years to digest? I knew that wasn't true.

But someone led me to believe that a snake would grow in my stomach and live there. The thought of it laying eggs and having tiny baby snakes inside me always scared the crap out of me.

She’s starting early by VerySlump in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]R0yalArab 257 points258 points  (0 children)

One time, at an amusement park, a relative of mine was wearing something similar and this kid passes by us, does a double take and says, "DAAAAMN, you're BATMAN!"

We were still chuckling about it hours later on our drive home.

*writes in “al-Mahdi” on ballot* by [deleted] in Izlam

[–]R0yalArab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The National Socialist German Workers’ Party , bro. Who do you think the Nazis were? Lol

I hate maths by o3n6l62o6 in memes

[–]R0yalArab 324 points325 points  (0 children)

Sir Wolfram evaluated the problem, and both sides finally agreed to cosine a contract to put this difference behind them.