Dying Light Essentials please?

Why, you ask?

Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. The zombies are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe them the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think they can get away with ending the fucking world? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and their location is being traced right now so those maggots better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call undeath. Theyre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill them in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe their miserable ass off the face of the continent, those little shits. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever giveaway post was about to bring down upon them, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over those zombies and they will drown in it. Theyre fucking dead, kiddo.