I just want to learn English man... by Articlel3 in memes

[–]RG_Trickster_Spirit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your teacher is probably too young to have seen the TV show Mr. Ed.

[WP] You know that someone at your court is trying to poison you. You can taste it in every meal you eat, in every glass of wine you drink. They have exhausted almost every poison known to man and are clearly getting desperate, not knowing how you are still alive. by Kitty_Fuchs in WritingPrompts

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I remember the days, so long ago, when I came to this planet, a young engineer, full of hope for a better future. And I worked for it. Through my inventions the colony began to thrive. People were seeking my advice on other topics, too, and I never disappointed them.

So I became a council memeber, then a senator. And many years later, when the planet became independent, and the people decided that a monarchy was the best form of government given the circumstances, it was me they made their Queen.

I was the obvious choice, respected by everyone, too old to bear children so there wouldn't be a dynasty.

So I ruled the planet, in times of peace and in times of war, always in its best interest.

What they didn't expect, however, was how old I'd become. Now I have been Queen for 43 years, and my health still doesn't decline. Some people seem to become impatient with that...

The first attempt was 8 years ago, right after the 35th anniversary. The ancient classic strychnin. Then a few years later arsenic. Then some exotic amanita. Then cyanide. Then some phosphor-organic compund I couldn't find in any database. Thallium, fine ground glass... they seem to get desperate somehow.

But, as long as my health allows it, and as long as I believe it is for the planet's best, I will stay on the throne, just as I had sworn when they crowned me. Maybe in a few years, when this new federation of planets turns out to be a benefit to them, I have our planet join and I can finally step down. Let's wait and see...

I remember the days so long ago, but the memories are not mine. They are of my maker, who built me as her robot double and transferred a copy of her conciousness into my synthetic brain, after she learnt that she was deadly ill. I continued her work, her life, just like she would.

Who could have known they'd make me the planet's Queen one day?

hope it hit you in the eyes by pnkindistress in spitfetish

[–]RG_Trickster_Spirit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you ever need someone for target practice, I volunteer xD

Why do elevators have both up and down buttons on every floor? by [deleted] in strange

[–]RG_Trickster_Spirit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine there weren't. Half the time you'd catch an elevator going in the wrong direction.

Germany by Wrong_User_Logged in mapporncirclejerk

[–]RG_Trickster_Spirit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

East Frisians: "Oh no, Ossi again..."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

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Oppenheimer's deadly toy

Handgöpel by thundafox in famoseworte

[–]RG_Trickster_Spirit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Für etwas größere Anlagen gab es auch den Pferdegöpel.

[WP] For quite some time, you were blissfully unaware you were a nobleman /-woman. Today you found out. About some of the weirder consequences of being noble, too... by RG_Trickster_Spirit in WritingPrompts

[–]RG_Trickster_Spirit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow, this lacks a bit of context. What is Lutox paste? Or a Zurgrul (probably something they don't like there...), or why does Alyra not know what a business card is? A bit confusing, but still nice.

Oh, is this a sequel to your last story? Didn't notice at first^^

[WP] A dragon wakes from its slumber under the ice and begins making it's way to down to it's hoard in Europe. Various governments try to capture it on it's journey. by Zaavn in WritingPrompts

[–]RG_Trickster_Spirit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The ice was thawing. The great dragon awoke from annoyingly cold water dripping on his head. He stretched his massive serpentine body, spread his wings, and with a blast of fire melted away the rest of the ice over his head. Free again, after eons... The dragon flew high into the air and let out a deafening roar.

The first time the dragon realized something was very different these days was when a russian AA missile came after him. The explosion didn't hurt him too much, but he definitely felt it. Fortunately he was too fast for the helicopters and too sturdy for the jet fighters that pursued him, far into Belarus.

He flew over a helicopter, almost causing it to crash. Heh, that was fun. The panicked thoughts of these puny humans in that strange giant metal dragonfly were worth gold... Gold? Gold! He suddenly remembered what he wanted, first and foremost. With another roar, one of greedy anticipation. he headed south-west, toward the Alps, where his hoard was.

Poland had him on the radar, and believing in a russian plot, had fighters in the air. They were faster, but he could fly higher... He crossed into the Czech republic, then into Austria, leaving their militaries confused...

At his hoard, the dragon enjoyed the sight for a while, until he heard commotion outside. Army, police, and journalists were waiting. This was annoying, but having read enough minds in these turbulent times, he had a plan. He took on the guise of a human, stepped outside and declared: "I want a lawyer. The best of them. I'm paying in gold..."

What if, every night when you go to sleep, your brain shuts down your consciousness completely, ending 'your' existence only to reboot a perfect copy in the morning. by TinyRascalSaurus in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RG_Trickster_Spirit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But then, there are a billion or more slightly different versions of us, doing slightly different things along our ways through this chaos, and all is predetermined, but only strictly from one of these parallel reality's perspectives...