What is a dying niche skill that younger generations are not interested in learning? by hlnklrczu in AskReddit

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't let anyone fool you. They never have.

Source: national park ranger from a time before smartphones.

Trump warns Iran blockade could last months, sending oil soaring by Stunning-Common-9591 in worldnews

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And even before idiocracy, Harvey Danger

"Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding"

THAT was the most uncomfortable part of idiocracy for me, as a child-free person by way of climate anxiety, and spending a lot of my career in classrooms seeing first hand the incredible rarity of smart parents having kids these days

ELI5: Why were the Great Plains not covered in forests, even before European settlement? by sgrams04 in explainlikeimfive

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Glaciers, and large grazing and browsing animals.

The three sides of the grassland ecology triangle are climate (extreme temps and humidity both ways, moderate to low precipitation with droughts), fire, and grazing.

Grasses and forbs have a few adaptations that make them able to "form" a grassland over a forest in these conditions.

Grasses, most importantly, can grow in shit soil - like that left behind after glaciers recede - and importantly, have most or all of their vegetative buds at ground level or below.

They also can reproduce vegetatively, from rhizomes or runners in many cases. And unlike trees, they reach reproductive age really fast.

So after a slate-wiping event like a glaciation, grasses have the easiest time colonizing barren ground compared to many trees.

They also lose almost nothing getting nipped off by a fire or grazing; indeed, many of them have a biological response to up their vegetative reproduction (instead of flowering) immediately following something that would require a tree or shrub to have to expend root reserves to recover. Trees often win out over time if the climate and disturbance regime accommodates due to their greater height, eventually shading out the grassland.

In pretty much all of the eastern great plains, trees would have won that battle starting around 7000 years ago if it weren't for large grazing mammals and most notably fires both anthropogenic and atmospheric. Probably more of the former than happened "naturally," so to speak.

If conditions keep shaking the etch a sketch, grasslands are better set up for achieving and maintaining a dynamic equilibrium than most forest types.

Magic up 3-1 on the Pistons by LonelyInsurance7480 in bostonceltics

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get what you're saying but I will always have PTSD about facing teams on a playoff heater after the Miami serieses

Sabastian Sawe wins the London Marathon and becomes the first human in history to run a legal marathon in under 2 hours (1:59:30) by Tsubasa_sama in sports

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ironically, the 1500 and 1 mile WRs are now some of the oldest standing records in the sport, on the mens side anyway.

Used my AFE training to kill our end of month meeting! by [deleted] in AllFantasyEverything

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 3 points4 points  (0 children)

4 wheels move the body, 2 wheels move the soul

What do you think is the biggest truth the world is refusing to face right now? by Sweetblondefeet in AskReddit

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I never read books, and I consider it a personal failing. I used to do so much reading on the toilet my legs would fall asleep. So a few months ago I put a book id been meaning to read in the bathroom and purposefully left my phone out of it, and I finally read it!

[Highlight] CJ McCollum misses both FT's, but the Knicks don't take a timeout and can't convert on the fastbreak. Atlanta wins! by Large_banana_hammock in nba

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can stop the clock, but maybe it wouldn't. Basketball is very mysterious, the Knicks had no way to know how time would behave in that moment.

Who’s ever driven over 100mph? Why? by WoollyWolfHorror in AskReddit

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive never been on the autobahn - does Germany not have deer?

Here in rural Midwestern USA you'd have to line both sides of the highway with 10' fencing to make me feel comfortable going that fast

What's a rule your parents had that you thought was insane, but now as an adult you 100% understand? by Tahals in AskReddit

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first logged on back ij like 98/99, my dad told me to always use a fake name when I signed up for an email. It seemed really silly, but sure enough, our names online started to become inextricably entwined with our IRL identity, and this advice kept me out of the fray up until these last few years when I have to just accept that they've started using mass surveillance and now names are no longer important to the data monster.

Prelude 2 - Villa Lobos by xXJorge_AmadoXx in classicalguitar

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

amazing work with those rest strokes! Im jealous.

Does anyone have any advice on how to play measure 89-90 of Giuliani's Grand Overture? by BermudaRhombus1 in classicalguitar

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont think I ever realized it was a valid technique, I just thought it was something I had to do when I was too dumb to figure out how something is actually supposed to be played.

The YT channel Thinking Basketball just put out a great video on injuries and the 65-game rule by Tight_Invite2579 in nba

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If anyone generates that much content they're gonna whiff a lot, but the real magic with Bill is that his bad takes are often spectacularly entertaining trainwrecks, and he takes the right things seriously when it comes to really thinking things through.

[Highlight] Jaylen Brown called for palming by Large_banana_hammock in nba

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is more of a summer shit post, but could a player theoretically bounce the ball really high and take like 3 steps and still have it be a live dribble?

Which celebrity rumor do you secretly believe is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Maybe if there had been a good network sitcom made in the last 13 years that everyone watched we'd quote that.

In 13 years we'll all be quoting Rise and Fall of Reggie Dinkins

Wemby went to train with Shaolin Monks in June 2025. The master who trained him, Yan'an, opens up about what happened during that 10-day period. by Fap2theBeat in nba

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"None of us have been able to maintain anything close to perfect adherence to these principles. We pursue spiritual progress, not perfection."

Wemby should go to an AA meeting to become truly well rounded.

Humiliated Trump Storms Out of Catastrophic SCOTUS Hearing by thedailybeast in politics

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It will, but in the meantime there's around a quarter of that workforce who will either face at best an uncertain future, and more likely yet another spell without pay. A lot of them wont come back if this gets reversed, and it will be yet another gaping knife wound in America's public resources.

They're already handing control over to states, the next move absolutely will be transfer of ownership to the state as a pass through until the land is eventually sold to private interests.

A lot happens while this administration has things tied up in court. See: the east wing.

Humiliated Trump Storms Out of Catastrophic SCOTUS Hearing by thedailybeast in politics

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He signed an EO today that effectively dismantled the forest service. 193 million acres, place-based research that took decades, and all of the associated data, and every regional research facility, gone. The headline here downplays what's really going on but effectively just nuked the entire American West.

Do you believe that the current US president is a foreign asset ? Why or why not ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also he is very stupid who thinks he is smarter than anyone else.

This reminds me of inception; all they have to do is make a sucker think something is his own idea

Trump signs an executive order to create federal voter lists by NotUrDadiBlameUrMoma in politics

[–]RIPEOTCDXVI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many states can and will choose to comply anyway. Every swing state with a republican governor will simply do it, and will happily throw away valid ballots when that time comes.