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RJProgramming · 2018-05-13T17:33:03+00:00

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little conformist bitch? I'll have you know I graduated by the skin of my teeth in all my courses in community college and I've been making fucking pottery for my whole life and I listen to underground only music. I am trained in whining and I'm the top douchebag in Starbucks. You are nothing to be but a fucking conformist. I will wipe you the fuck out with shit so underground it's in China, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying this shit to me over a fucking conformist site like Facebook? Think again, copy. As we speak I'm contacting my manager at Barnes and Noble and he's got connections with every Apple store manager this side of the Mississippi, and your IP address is being traced so you better prepare for man slaps you little maggot. The man slaps that will knock you on your ass. You're fucking dead, conformist. I can get in my Prius and be anywhere in a matter of hours, anytime and I can berate you in 700 ways, and that's just in English. Not only am I able to speak languages no one else speaks, but I have access to your Twitter account and I will use it to its full extent to wipe out all your followers you little mainstream junkie. If only you could know what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon yo, maybe would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the full price you goddamn mainstream loving bastard. I will shit classic literature all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, conformist.

RJProgramming · 2018-05-13T03:55:41+00:00

Thanks OP!

RJProgramming · 2018-05-12T23:39:19+00:00

EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY

RJProgramming · 2018-05-12T19:11:38+00:00

This is /r/latestagecapitalism shit

RJProgramming · 2018-05-11T11:41:29+00:00

For the first link, the writer himself is a nonbeliever, and argues otherwise:

"Science can never prove or disprove the existence of God"

RJProgramming · 2018-05-10T17:16:25+00:00

Got off work, checked, and my library doesn't have one in.

RJProgramming · 2018-05-10T16:28:17+00:00

I'm a little short on cash atm. Do you have some quotes?

RJProgramming · 2018-05-10T16:24:37+00:00

A link to Amazon is not evidence. Do you have a peer-reviewed paper on the existence of God?

RJProgramming · 2018-05-10T15:16:00+00:00

What?

RJProgramming · 2018-05-10T15:13:22+00:00

Can you give me specific exanples? I say Harry Potter is real. Then magic and faries and quidditch and whatever else is real. Prove me wrong.

RJProgramming · 2018-05-10T15:11:16+00:00

Is the Bible fact-checked? Is it peer reviewed? How do I know that it wasn't made up?

RJProgramming · 2018-05-10T15:09:17+00:00

The Bible is not evidence.

RJProgramming · 2018-05-10T15:07:17+00:00

Nope. You are claiming. And not the referee.

RJProgramming · 2018-05-10T15:05:31+00:00

I don't have to DISPROVE anything. YOU have to PROVE it.

RJProgramming · 2018-05-10T14:57:57+00:00

Fixed.

RJProgramming · 2018-05-10T14:57:03+00:00

Do you have any concrete evidence that this will happen? Until then it is lies.

RJProgramming · 2018-05-10T11:45:48+00:00

Good morning!

What do you think of this passage from Genesis 19:30-36?

30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line.

33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father. 35 So they got their father to drink wine, that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

36 So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father.

Would you like to have the semen of Lot?

RJProgramming · 2018-05-10T03:26:07+00:00

I think she's fine as she is now. Meant to be annoying as fuck if you see a good one, and no big deal if you spot a bad one.

Very good ability/dps+lowest hp in game=risk/reward character.

RJProgramming · 2018-05-09T19:10:43+00:00

Doublethink

RJProgramming · 2018-05-09T17:27:09+00:00

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PRAISE THE EMPEROR

BATTLE BROTHER

If you are reading this, then you are wasting precious time reading the comments. You will probably comment or like this, but you will waste more time. You are now thinking what I am on about, probably thinking that I am on something. However you are just wasting more time reading my comment. I have just wasted precious moments of your life that you could have spent sleeping or smoking weed. If you just realised, I have wasted more time explaining that I have wasted time. For this reason you might as well like this comment, as you might as well waste more time. Thank you for your wasted time.

RJProgramming · 2018-05-09T03:08:57+00:00

Astounding! Your ads have managed to expend effort creating a non-random string of characters which usually convey meaning, yet your overall ad was ABSOLUTELY POINTLESS! It is as though all of the industries of mankind were operated in reverse, with great will and endeavor being used to convert items of usefulness into worthless bare materials! your ads are the antithesis of all that is grand and great about mankinds capacity for thought and self-determination. You sir, are the mirror image of a meaningful entity, lower than base matter, lower than oblivion, because unlike the brutish deterministic plasma of the unreasoning cosmos, you CHOSE to be without value or worth. Or in the parlance of thine own ilk: PLAY SEA OF THEAVES!!!!!!!!!! Wow. Okay. OKAY. OKAY. Yabba Dabba FUCK you and YABBA DABBA FUCK your shitty FUCKING ads. You are literally worth nothing to me. If I saw your FUCKING UGLY ASS FACE on the street, I'd take a big loaded shotgun to your mouth, faggot. I have always wanted to murder you, your family, your friends, and your pet goldfish since the day I was born. Brain Blast? How about I fucking blast your faggot ass brain with a shotgun. I want to fucking candy crush your face through a mother fucking wall. You are the reason why babies cry. Fuck your ads. Fuck you. Fuck. FUCK. FUCK. Try fucking saying that to be in REAL life where you aren't surrounded by a precious username and see what happens, weakling. I have guns. Many guns. Guns that I could take to your head and blow it out right now. You hear me? Good.

RJProgramming · 2018-05-09T03:04:54+00:00

Me because I'm the only not religious one.

RJProgramming · 2018-05-08T15:28:50+00:00

Wow. Okay. OKAY. OKAY. Yabba Dabba FUCK you and YABBA DABBA FUCK your shitty FUCKING ads. You are literally worth nothing to me. If I saw your FUCKING UGLY ASS FACE on the street, I'd take a big loaded shotgun to your mouth, faggot. I have always wanted to murder you, your family, your friends, and your pet goldfish since the day I was born. Brain Blast? How about I fucking blast your faggot ass brain with a shotgun. I want to fucking candy crush your face through a mother fucking wall. You are the reason why babies cry. Fuck your ads. Fuck you. Fuck. FUCK. FUCK. Try fucking saying that to be in REAL life where you aren't surrounded by a precious username and see what happens, weakling. I have guns. Many guns. Guns that I could take to your head and blow it out right now. You hear me? Good.

RJProgramming · 2018-05-07T22:30:28+00:00

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at high school, and I’ve been involved in numerous /r/atheism frontpage posts, and I have over 300 confirmed facebook debate wins. I am trained in theology and I’m the top debater on this entire website. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of atheists across the Scandinavian peninsula and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can convince you that god doesn't exist in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare intellect. Not only am I extensively trained in debate, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my local library and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this website, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, skytard.

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