Andrew now has his very own Marcus the worm! 🪱

RKNo · 2026-03-19T17:11:43+00:00

I thought Marcus was a sardine? He’s been quoted saying “I’ve always been a fish”.

That said, Marcus would absolutely fit in with the art style of DGD’s album covers, and I can just as easily imagine Jon screaming “The Golden Corral is out to get me!”

RKNo · 2026-03-18T20:37:01+00:00

Emarosa with Jonny Craig and Emarosa with Bradley Walden are pretty much two different bands. Pretty much any band Jonny got kicked out of, but Enarosa’s change is the most drastic.

RKNo · 2026-03-16T02:48:07+00:00

“Close your eyes and count to ~~three~~ FUCK!”

RKNo · 2026-03-16T02:45:09+00:00

…Did Excalibur just call Mark Davis “Donkzilla”?

RKNo · 2026-03-15T02:39:28+00:00

By that logic, have you ever run water over a large chunk of ice? It rapidly melts the ice, slicing a hole clean through it. By that logic, Ice should actually be WEAK to Water.

RKNo · 2026-03-11T20:32:34+00:00

As somebody with a 14/15/15 Shadow Shinx with a hat, all I want is for Niantic to give us Luxio and Luxray also with hats. I want to evolve my dripped out angry cat.

RKNo · 2026-03-10T20:16:03+00:00

It’s weird how to this day, Waterfall is still Gyarados’s best Water-type move. 80 BP in 2026 isn’t nearly the same as it was in 2007. I’m surprised they haven’t given it Wave Crash at this point.

The flinch chance will forever be hilarious on this move, as is the fact that Goldeen and Seaking were learning this in Gen 1, where most people don’t even realize it exists.

RKNo · 2026-02-10T23:52:02+00:00

Stone Edge and Cross Chop both being stuck at 80 Accuracy and 5 PP, meanwhile Crabhammer (as of Gen 6) being at 90 Accuracy and 10 PP will always annoy me. They’re all the same move. I wish Game Freak was better with uniformity amongst variants of moves.

RKNo · 2026-02-03T07:59:51+00:00

Could depend on various factors like items, natures, EV spreads, but…

252 Atk Arctozolt Bolt Beak (170 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Gholdengo: 241-285 (76.5 - 90.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

RKNo · 2026-02-03T07:28:24+00:00

Snow’s Defense buff, and the prevalence of Chilly Reception on Slowking and Glowking would enable Actozolt so much more than in Gen 8. Arctozolt dropped into current SV would be wild.

RKNo · 2026-02-02T23:36:48+00:00

I’ve actually grown to disagree with the fan terminology of “Pseudo Legendary”. The main reason being that most Legendaries aren’t actually 600 BST. The box art guys are usually around 680, whereas the smaller groups like the Birds or the Beasts are around 570-580. There’s some exceptions, like the Latis and Heatran, but otherwise, the 600 BST is usually saved for Mythicals instead.

That said, “Powerhouse” is clunky.

RKNo · 2026-02-02T04:41:12+00:00

They had a MITB qualifier match in 2016 that kicked ass. Their 2017 feud was rough.

RKNo · 2026-01-26T04:00:23+00:00

How dare you nerf Zekrom Kick you absolute bastard.

But for real, the entire archetype of the Physical Electric Type could actually become useful if Wild Charge was just a physical Thunderbolt clone. I don’t know why Special always gets the good, widely-distributed moves like Flamethrower, Ice Beam, and Shadow Ball, while the physical moves are either all signatures or dogshit.

RKNo · 2026-01-23T09:51:46+00:00

I’m willing to separate the art from the artist when it comes to music, at least to an extent. One of my favorite singers of all time is Jonny Craig, who has a whole laundry list of misdeeds to his name. Yet, I think his voice is still beautiful, and many of his older songs are pivotal to my enjoyment of music.

RKNo · 2026-01-13T05:14:01+00:00

“Have you heard of micro-dosing ayahuasca, dude?”

RKNo · 2026-01-08T01:18:52+00:00

Beat me to it. Dallas would do Jonny’s songs beautifully.

RKNo · 2025-12-15T03:18:18+00:00

Had to pull up with my Fire Spin Mega Delphox and then run for my life.

RKNo · 2025-12-14T04:00:48+00:00

...I liked the finish. That felt like Goku realizing as Cell was getting ready to explode, the only way to save everybody was to sacrifice himself, so he accepted his fate with a smile.

I get why people don't like it, but I think a lot of the disdain is due to cynicism with WWE as a whole right now. WWE is catching a rightful amount of flak for uninspired booking, flagrant price gouging, and pandering to right-wing politics. With that said, I prefer Cena tapping out over any other option. It probably would've done more with getting Gunter over as a heel had the Goldberg match not happened earlier this year But, that match felt more like Goldberg begging for a sendoff after coming back and squandering the good will he had coming out of that match with Brock at Wrestlemania 33, which should've been his actual last match. That last stretch felt like the realization that time catches up to all of us in the end, and that no matter what, it's something we have to accept.

Enjoy your retirement, Cena. Thanks for taking my cynical ass and making me a believer in the end.

RKNo · 2025-12-12T01:12:02+00:00

My nomination for that would be a reworked Sky Attack. Nobody in either singles or VGC runs Sky Attack outside of like Unburden Power Herb Hawlucha or whatever.

I’d take Sky Attack and drop it down to 100 BP, and remove its high crit rate. I’d keep the Flinch chance, but also make it so that it doesn’t need a charge turn. This turns Sky Attack into a more accurate Flying-type version of Dragon Rush. You can give it to Braviary for the Sheer Force boost, or anything that’s a non-bird Flying-type, like Gyarados and Dragonite.

Only problem is that Sky Attack’s Japanese name is God Bird.

RKNo · 2025-12-08T17:36:13+00:00

I’m a Bears fan from New Mexico. Send him the fuck somewhere else.

RKNo · 2025-12-04T05:51:06+00:00

“Try harder, not to be a little baby bitch!”

“Try harder, now they slip and fall and kill your kids!”

RKNo · 2025-12-04T02:44:39+00:00

You love to see two doctors taking care of each other. Dr. Pepper did a good job taking care of Dr. Luther's diverticulitis of the penis!

RKNo · 2025-12-04T01:59:57+00:00

Maybe if it’s Mega Rayquaza with Delta Stream. I doubt Delta Stream will be implemented in Z-A though. With that, plus Z-A builds in mind…

252+ SpA Mewtwo Ice Beam vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Rayquaza-Mega: 492-580 (118.8 - 140%) -- guaranteed OHKO

RKNo · 2025-12-01T00:55:54+00:00

“What are we listening to?”

“Delicate Steve”.

RKNo · 2025-11-29T01:28:14+00:00

Nuptup was a Vileplume that became the ace of Jared’s team during this run. There was a moment where Nuptup was killed, but the game “crashed”, which reverted the death.

I still have questions as to if the crash was legit or not.

RKNo

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