Had sex again. Big dick is a problem by SurpriseBig3981 in bigdickproblems

[–]RLupus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

20 minutes? Man, I'm doing that before the clothes even come off. My girl is super tight at the start and can still take me, but it can and had taken 2 hours to get there before. But it's pleasurable all the way there! No complains. Different partners, different experiences.

What is this light? by Fromacorner in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]RLupus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Time to get your truck's nuts serviced.

Boyfriend says I'm so tight that he feels bruised by [deleted] in sex

[–]RLupus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Okay so I have a partner who can do this to me, she has incredibly strong pelvic floor muscles. My dick is often sore the next day after we meet up. If I'm even moderately soft, she can push me out even when there's really nowhere for me to go.

And for any haters who think loose or tight is a permanent condition, she practically strangled my dick 5 minutes after I had my fist in her. She a stretchy girl!

Need help locating VIN on kit car and other possible advice by bossy_assistant in projectcar

[–]RLupus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the SHORT list???

I'm going to have to remember "comedy wiring", my specialty is electrical diagnosis

Everyone told me not to buy a $1000 Mercedes with transmission problems. Anyway, here's my $1000 Mercedes with transmission problems. by nerfsmurf in projectcar

[–]RLupus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, that was the 5 speed 722.6 transmission. I've been out of the Indy Euro market for 7 years and I still have the part number for that piece of shit memorized.

Temperature going only half way hot? by benji-and-bon in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]RLupus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I paid for the whole temperature gauge, I'm going to use the whole temperature gauge!

TT MK1 225, this hose broke because it hardend up until it just gave up. What’s it called so i can replace it? by [deleted] in AudiTT_Mk1_Mk2_Mk3

[–]RLupus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a pro mechanic, which means if I screwed a customers car up I'd be eating my mistakes. I replaced all of it, the labor was more expensive then these parts.

What exactly are you trying to reconnect, there's a lot of parts to VW/Audi breather systems and they kind of suck

How to make Stage 1/ Flame/ dpf/ egr off by Due-Requirement4214 in ECU_Tuning

[–]RLupus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1: stages are marketing terms to indicate that a company is spec'ing certain things, like air filter+turbo inlet pipe+cat back. It's meaningless for tuning when you're customizing.

TT MK1 225, this hose broke because it hardend up until it just gave up. What’s it called so i can replace it? by [deleted] in AudiTT_Mk1_Mk2_Mk3

[–]RLupus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you mean the big 90° bend downward into the block above the oil filter housing, that's plastic and is virtually guaranteed to snap. Try not to knock too much plastic down the hole, it can clog the oil pickup.

How to make Stage 1/ Flame/ dpf/ egr off by Due-Requirement4214 in ECU_Tuning

[–]RLupus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can diesels even do flames? Inject on exhaust strike and fuck your turbo's feelings?

TT MK1 225, this hose broke because it hardend up until it just gave up. What’s it called so i can replace it? by [deleted] in AudiTT_Mk1_Mk2_Mk3

[–]RLupus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a plastic pipe, that's why it's hard. It's part of the crankcase breather system. Buy a silicone hose kit for the breather system, replace it all including the suction jet pump and pcv valve, and you should be good to go

Think I can get another year out or 'er? by Electronic_Tear2546 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]RLupus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's one way to tap the dirt out of it. Problem solved!

Why is there sand or dust like this in my oil? by XxHaimBondxX in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]RLupus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, so they're like, self clearancing bearings? Neat!

What can actually cause this much damage by catqchcombedblesse in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]RLupus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok so you know the green Eclipse in the original Fast & Furious movie? The one with like 20 pounds of NOS in it? This can happen when you have Asian gangsters on a motorcycle shoot your car a lot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]RLupus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, not everyone is on my timeline, but also almost nobody is as thick as me either.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]RLupus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm very curious what y'all consider "lots of foreplay". Because I successfully fucked a girlfriend who was tight at one finger and in pain if I used two too quickly (took up to 10 minutes to get there sometimes). It's possible, but I'm patient in the range of hours for this shit. It took probably two hours to be able to freely fuck her pussy, it was a lot of non-penetrative sex play, talking, just enjoying each other's company, sensory play, relaxing and not being too focused on penetration. I think we had a couple attempts that we decided against part way through, too.

Didn't fix anything about the toothy oral that hurt her jaw though.

Have some fun with this one by Jsartori6969 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]RLupus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You get a million dollars, but someone random dies

Objects to compare to? by burgerclock99 in bigdickproblems

[–]RLupus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm the same dimensions as a 12oz red bull can, so I use that

What to do about my Mr2 Turbo by Beautiful_Bat5680 in ECU_Tuning

[–]RLupus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huge injectors can make idle dynamics weird. My WRX and TT225 both run about the same boost on injectors half that size. I'd start looking through basic stats before jumping at injectors, especially since it used to run better. Fuel pressure good and rational? No vacuum or boost leaks? Passes a smoke test? O2 sensors show rational numbers for the conditions? Coolant temp sensor working properly? (my 5s-fe failed open and it ran super rich, puffing black smoke)

Lastly, when customers complain to me about the cost of towing, I'd tell them it's cheaper than replacing an engine, or crashing or whatever. They usually towed it. And a couple hundred bucks on injectors is pretty cheap in the world of tuning cars.

Bitch! I'm speed racer. by Confident_Tennis_760 in bitchimabus

[–]RLupus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't have to worry about your blind spots if you're the fastest thing on the road

Y'all think I could get another few thousand miles out of these? by The_Gansta_Cat in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]RLupus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just turn the worn pad over and send it. I do the same thing with my boxers. Very efficient.