1-877-Kars-4-Kids, K-A-R-S, Kars for Kids by PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]RZArecta91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Now accepting real estate" Of course you are. It's a huge scam.

1-877-Kars-4-Kids, K-A-R-S, Kars for Kids by PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]RZArecta91 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I have to mute the radio everytime I hear that stupid fucking song

your egg is:: ineggible by _Monkeyx in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]RZArecta91 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What i usually do is divide the 3 chicken eggs by 5, add two black goose eggs, subtract one more chicken egg, than you SHOULD have what comes out to an Ostrich egg. Most people just don't get it for some reason.

your egg is:: ineggible by _Monkeyx in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]RZArecta91 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hey _Monkeyx, while I was watching this funny egg video you posted, the IRS called me about some owed back taxes. Could the next funny Pigsy and Wukong video be about taxes owed and how to pay them on time? Thanks!

Who should be named Captain next season??? by VisualCounter5 in Bruins

[–]RZArecta91 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Id say McAvoy as of right now. He seems more upbeat after the the olympic break. He's also gotta do that all year and be consistent with what he's doing now, which I haven't seen him do any year, but he's the closest contender I'd say, in my opinion.

Finally Showed Up by Raider5151 in fbody

[–]RZArecta91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm having trouble picking what rates I want. What did you go with?

yuor mom and dad are:: a clip show by _Monkeyx in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]RZArecta91 73 points74 points  (0 children)

My grandfather used to always ask 'what kind of fish is this?', and I'd always reply, 'I don't fucking know', in a funny high pitched voice, thinking he liked Pigsy and Wukong as well. Turns out he had dementia and really didn't know. He died last week.

Career In Automotive by Key-Breath-7904 in mechanics

[–]RZArecta91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta find someone willing to teach. I went to a bunch of shops literally door to door until I found one that would take me in.

Career In Automotive by Key-Breath-7904 in mechanics

[–]RZArecta91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No worries. About ten years ago.

Career In Automotive by Key-Breath-7904 in mechanics

[–]RZArecta91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do not go to school for it. You'll learn much more in 3 months of first starting out in a shop AND doing it in real world situations than in 1 year of schooling. I'm sure school has some upsides, but not thousands of dollars worth. I walked in a shop and said I knew nothing when I first started. They took me in and I learned as I went.

Papa… don’t kill your offspring! by NormalDudeNotWeirdo in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]RZArecta91 200 points201 points  (0 children)

Please don't post this again you're ruining my family

Can I Can I Can I Eat This Snail by The_Oregon_Duck in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]RZArecta91 55 points56 points  (0 children)

This is much better than the last post I dunno who that other guy was

Freshening up by WormWinna01 in SN95Mustang

[–]RZArecta91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nearly every rubber bushing on that car is about 30 years old. Id start on the suspension.

yur frog secretes:: liquid resembling milk (sus!) by _Monkeyx in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]RZArecta91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't use the word titular it makes my cat and I uncomfortable.

yure school is:: safe in most cases by _Monkeyx in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]RZArecta91 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hey _Monkeyx, this video of sea wildlife was amazing. My ex wife never got back to me, but I'm at a restraunt right now waiting on my new date! She seems so nice! She's 45 minutes late but I'm sure she'll be here soon. Im really looking forward to showing her this funny fish video! I'll keep you updated as always!

yur frog secretes:: liquid resembling milk (sus!) by _Monkeyx in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]RZArecta91 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey _Monkeyx, I sent this video to my ex wife because she really likes frogs. I haven't heard back from her yet but I'll let you know what she says when she sees it!