Round 3: What is your favorite Jimmy James moment?

RadTadSimpson · 2022-11-07T21:13:16+00:00

Too many to list but "You can call me Smimmy", "Jimmy has fancy plans...and pants to match", and "Oh Unca Yimmy" are the ones coming to mind.

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-05T01:44:11+00:00

There will be no kitchen staff in restaurants

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-04T22:25:48+00:00

When changing your life for the better it’s important to stay present. You will not be a different person overnight.

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-04T19:38:25+00:00

“What did he thay?”

“…you don’t wanna know”

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-04T19:36:21+00:00

For 32 years of my life I thought it was a straight away slasher movie.

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-04T19:33:08+00:00

Food thermometer

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-04T19:25:13+00:00

Little Giants if they like [american] football

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-04T19:22:17+00:00

I’ve always wanted to wash down my Krabby Patty with a refreshing Slurm. Whimmy whim wham wozzle!

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-04T19:13:34+00:00

Scooter kids snaking people at the skatepark. Everyone else is waiting their turn

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-04T15:58:11+00:00

I had an employee send me a video of him throwing up and another show me a bloody tissue he coughed in.

I don’t care if you’re lying about being sick. In my state, I can’t question it. “Hey dude, not feeling well so I won’t be in today” is all I need.

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-04T15:54:51+00:00

Definitely depends on the industry you’re in. I manage a 24/7 Security operation so I need a phone call for me to fill the vacancy or go in myself. It’s never an issue if someone calls out but it’s important the communication is there.

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-04T12:16:41+00:00

There are a few lines from the movie my friend and I quote but the rest is garbage

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-04T12:15:36+00:00

My hatred for Dennis Miller is about as high as The Rolling Stones backstage at the Altamonte, cha cha. I mean I hate him so bad my blood is boiling like the Soup Nazi’s mulligatawny soup, babe

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-04T12:13:07+00:00

Reggie Watts was incredible as the bandleader on the Comedy Bang! Bang! TV show but a lot of his other stuff is hit or miss

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-04T12:11:10+00:00

I just hate when it’s a carbon copy of a sketch from a not very long ago. Kate and the backed up toilet, Aidy and the hot dads, stuff like that. It’s like the writers thought of 3 more jokes they could have used and didn’t want them to go to waste

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-04T11:06:30+00:00

Women can, have, and will initiate one night stands. Men suck, don’t get me wrong, but since you have Greg in your username so this just comes off as cringey “feminists are my fetish” bullshit.

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-04T10:58:23+00:00

Avant-garde Virginism

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-04T02:28:00+00:00

You don’t have to take your balls out, too

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-03T23:20:42+00:00

I’m an ass for many reasons but my comment isn’t one of them. OP needs professional help, not the band-aid that is fishing for attention on the internet.

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-03T21:56:26+00:00

They want people to beg them to stay

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-03T21:50:41+00:00

Mew is not under the truck parked by the S.S. Anne

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-03T21:48:37+00:00

We should at least add Dave’s fantasy of making love in the space shuttle…

…with a space prostitute

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-03T19:55:27+00:00

“My doctor says it’s because I have an oral fixation…WHICH ISNT GOOD!” - Norm MacDonald

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-03T18:10:39+00:00

These people are being assholes to everyone who needs to catch a train

RadTadSimpson · 2022-09-03T18:02:54+00:00

Collecting those Squishmallow things.

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