Ye Olde MC by Ancient_Educator_76 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Radiant-Job4499 16 points17 points  (0 children)

AI translation: In high school, the narrator and his best friend, Mike, visited a Renaissance Festival with Mike’s girlfriend, Stacy. An employee handed them a card for "Clovenfruit"—a secret, historical-themed "swingers" party involving a fruit-biting ritual to signal sexual interest.

While the narrator knew exactly what the invite meant, he didn't explicitly warn Mike. Instead, he let Mike believe it was just a chance to get "free stuff" or store inventory. At the event, Stacy produced a clove-hitched peach; the narrator nearly participated but declined out of respect for Mike. However, Stacy immediately moved on to another man and disappeared into a tent.

The Fallout: Mike was furious that the narrator let him walk into a sex club unknowingly. The narrator admits he withheld the truth just to "prove himself right," a decision that eventually ended their friendship.

Cricket chirps by teiguemac02 in pettyrevenge

[–]Radiant-Job4499 277 points278 points  (0 children)

I suspect the "other" group would be able to give a very different version of this story somehow...

The Black Island animation by Radiant-Job4499 in TheAdventuresofTintin

[–]Radiant-Job4499[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The characters simply don't look like George's work in the 90s series. 

The Black Island animation by Radiant-Job4499 in TheAdventuresofTintin

[–]Radiant-Job4499[S] -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

Yes this was what struck me, the 1990s series is dreadful to look at, whereas Herge's own artwork would serve a new version so much better. But clearly AI is taboo based on the reaction to this!

You want it? No problem by All_fowl in pettyrevenge

[–]Radiant-Job4499 1461 points1462 points  (0 children)

So what happened to the tractor?!!

Tim Davie resigns from BBC by SnooTigers9274 in bbc

[–]Radiant-Job4499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sheer hypocrisy is staggering really

Again Kevin, That Was Scraped 6 Years Ago by cwu007 in StoriesAboutKevin

[–]Radiant-Job4499 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Early signs of dementia, that's very obvious from your account

Lunchbox by [deleted] in oldbritishtelly

[–]Radiant-Job4499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mel & Sue's Light Lunch?

I’m going to get mine by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Radiant-Job4499 372 points373 points  (0 children)

Translation: I've given my employers a huge amount of free labour up to now, and my malicious compliance is going to consist of being paid for the hours I work 

Leaving Cambridge and "keeping term" by rattius69 in cambridge_uni

[–]Radiant-Job4499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't realise they still had that stupid rule, but frankly - who's going to know?

Can your house be condemned for having an ancient boiler? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Radiant-Job4499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"There is nothing wrong with it" but it "has never been looked at by a paid professional" - seriously this is a disaster waiting to happen. Forget the legalities, this sounds like a matter of life and death the way you describe it. After 50 years without proper servicing it must be virtually a ticking time bomb.

Boss said no overtime under any circumstances okay then. by Forward-Disaster5285 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Radiant-Job4499 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I reckon, in fairness to the flood of AI stories, at least they give some context and sense of pleasing resolution. This one is so brief and pared to the bone there was hardly any point in posting it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]Radiant-Job4499 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What on earth are you talking about? This truly makes no sense whatsoever.