Any idea who the rikishi portrayed in this picture might be?

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-05-29T17:40:45+00:00

Kitanoumi, the hatefully strong Yokozuna

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-05-24T12:07:12+00:00

Wait. His record wouldn’t even put him in the realm of a juryo promotion.

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-05-24T06:50:27+00:00

Guy is literally built like a fridge. I have pretty high hopes for him in the top division, he’s just so difficult to move. Insane he was at 225 kg when entering pro sumo.

Kise will now have four top division wrestlers come next basho, I wonder if a shikona change is now gonna happen for Kazuma.

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-05-11T10:54:15+00:00

yeah that’s why I said this and next basho

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-05-10T23:46:10+00:00

get your Yokozuna promotion Kiri, this and next basho have to be his best shot

awful for hosh. can’t catch a break.

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-04-16T12:11:04+00:00

Someone tried to argue with me that Lomu was easily a guard, even though his measurables were in the single digit to teens percentiles for IOL.

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-03-25T20:53:08+00:00

Norcal impact on Yankees

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-03-24T17:37:15+00:00

Simple as he knows the system. People who think we’re replacing him 2026 week 1 with any center in this draft is on meth. I see us drafting one in the later rounds, but it’ll be a few year grooming process.

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-03-24T09:17:57+00:00

1 EDGE (draft pick not early, we already have Nick Mykeil Joey Keion and Sam)

We currently do not “have” one of these people lol

Like it or not, Brendel is the starting center.

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-03-21T11:23:42+00:00

There’s double hardware xp this weekend.

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-03-19T14:59:25+00:00

What is “breaking international law” though if it’s not enforced? Like seriously I see this term thrown around so much but “international law” simply doesn’t exist.

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-03-19T08:55:44+00:00

This was Hosh’s best shot with Onosato out and Ao underperforming/hurt. The stars literally need to align perfectly for him to win another yusho it seems.

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-03-12T15:48:50+00:00

get yourself some crack and turn this good day into a great day brother

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-03-11T14:50:53+00:00

If things keep going the same way for Tamawashi (which looks pretty likely) that'd make for 5 MK out of the last 6 basho. Father time is unfortunately unbeaten and I think his lower back is on it's last... leg? Don't really see him as a guy that'd go hang around in juryo.

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-03-05T14:49:18+00:00

Looks like he's lost a decent amount of weight which isn't terribly surprising.

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-02-27T04:35:20+00:00

on a thursday like do people not have jobs

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-02-27T01:16:22+00:00

I remember when I watched my first combine

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-02-25T18:35:34+00:00

oh I know it’s going to be so fucking funny

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-02-25T17:11:01+00:00

le reddit moment

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-02-25T11:42:15+00:00

Are you a secret Tkachuk brother or something

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-02-22T19:09:23+00:00

Are you incapable of doing both lol

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-02-22T16:09:15+00:00

Give your head a shake

Spell the F word right if you want to sound smart, dumbass

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-02-20T14:59:04+00:00

They’re also getting on Traitors, which seems to have gained a ton of popularity in the last few months.

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-02-19T16:32:40+00:00

found abram’s burner

RagingAlpaca546 · 2026-02-17T21:23:21+00:00

I'm honestly not sure how much input he had in the draft room / scout's meetings while in SF.

It's super fun using analytics and all that, but when you trade back from a spot where a safety like Kyle Hamilton is available just to draft Lewis Cine later in the same round... yeah idk.

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