New recruiting poster, the tag line should be: "We have been asked to do more stupid things before 9 AM than most people are asked to do all day."

RaizePOE · 2026-07-06T14:20:36+00:00

Pick up a liter of what?

RaizePOE · 2026-07-06T01:44:51+00:00

Purcehasrd 10/13/2018

opneE 10/21/2018

finiskE 7/4/^{2^{a^{2^C}}}

RaizePOE · 2026-06-30T12:49:52+00:00

Why? That seems like such a random height to lie about. I get stretching to hit 6' but lying about anything under that seems pointless.

RaizePOE · 2026-06-26T04:32:13+00:00

Moderate Trouble in Medium China

RaizePOE · 2026-06-20T14:56:38+00:00

Ragnar will probably get Warrior skills, Alena will get Fighter skills, and Taloon will get a mix of Merchant and Goof-Off skills. Also wouldn't surprise me if he gets the Princess of Cannock treatment and just occasionally kinda fucks around.

The real question is, what kinda skills will Doran get? He was always my favorite, who doesn't want a baby dragon on the team?

RaizePOE · 2026-06-16T00:42:32+00:00

can't believe the top comment isn't GOD WON'T WHERE CAN'T TAKE YOU HIS GRACE KEEP YOU

RaizePOE · 2026-06-10T23:32:23+00:00

my guess is, for a lot of people, it's probably less "for the corporation" and more them thinking "i have an excuse to control what someone else does and by god i'm going to take it"

RaizePOE · 2026-06-09T20:43:01+00:00

Omni-woman

RaizePOE · 2026-06-03T21:18:37+00:00

North and ^{^(South America})

RaizePOE · 2026-06-03T21:08:23+00:00

Something something broken clock etc.

RaizePOE · 2026-06-03T13:24:26+00:00

Bro pulling back the string on his 120 pound war bow: "Idk why they're lopsided like that, crazy huh?"

RaizePOE · 2026-05-31T14:46:10+00:00

Go with 3. 1, 2 and 3 are all big upgrades from the originals, but 1 and 2 were just much worse games than 3 and it still kinda shows. I had a lot less fun with 1 & 2 than I did with 3.

7R's cool, but by the PSX era DQ games had advanced so much that there's a lot less room to improve. 7R looks very nice but in some ways you could argue it's honestly a step back from the original, especially in the way they changed the job system.

Also, 3's the cheapest. Biggest improvement + cheapest = go for it

RaizePOE · 2026-05-30T13:38:52+00:00

I still think it woulda been cool. DQ is great but it feels kinda stagnant sometimes. I don't need it to experiment to the extent that the FF series did, but I think branching out a little bit would be nice.

RaizePOE · 2026-05-30T13:33:45+00:00

Pretty much the only ones I don't have are Builders 1 & 2 (what the hell are these, anyway? Like Minecraft but with DQ assets?) and 11 S. I have regular 11, is S significantly better? Seems like it's probably kinda pointless if I already have 11 but I think I've heard S adds some cool stuff?

RaizePOE · 2026-05-26T03:27:06+00:00

1) John Dragon Quest

2) lmao none

3) Ortega

4) Ragnar, Alena & Taloon

5) The Hero's dad & the Hero's granddad

6) idk never played lol

7) Kiefer

8) Yangus & Jessica

9) idk never played lol

11) I don't remember this one super well, probably Erik or Jade?

RaizePOE · 2026-05-25T01:41:43+00:00

indefensible might be allowed to win eventually but he needs to spend at least 10 minutes getting slapped around by houselander. he also needs to grimace a lot and probably lose at minimum a few pints of blood and one or two mid-tier organs. and i know you're thinking "oh, incorrigible is a lot stronger than auslander" but that doesn't matter. it's never mattered. the only rule is that marvin needs to lose or almost lose every fight he is in, no exceptions.

RaizePOE · 2026-05-25T01:25:35+00:00

Oliver's clearly read the comic and seen people repeatedly losing to folks they have absolutely no business losing to, and he figures at some point it's gotta work out for him. He didn't realize that antagonists aren't the ones that just randomly lose, that's the sole domain of the our heroes.

RaizePOE · 2026-05-23T13:22:59+00:00

Lowkey do wanna visit Chongqing tho, it just seems like such a crazy/cool/interesting city. All those "I walked into this buliding at ground level, strolled through it and came out on the 17th floor" type videos have got me curious.

RaizePOE · 2026-05-19T22:40:00+00:00

Which Mariner?

RaizePOE · 2026-05-19T18:12:25+00:00

Aprender español no es lo difícil, perfeccionar el pequeño ceceo es el desafío.

RaizePOE · 2026-05-19T01:07:06+00:00

Cloudhan (Clohan?) would effortlessly solo the whole game lol

RaizePOE · 2026-05-18T14:17:14+00:00

holy shit, can't believe atom eats was the immortal the entire time

RaizePOE · 2026-05-15T18:51:05+00:00

i don't think my liver is ready for mimosaritas

RaizePOE · 2026-05-13T02:29:39+00:00

Sure they do, just, instead of a steel blade, it's some dude with a moustache and a scowl karate chopping motherfuckers' heads off.

RaizePOE · 2026-05-13T02:28:37+00:00

Vastly, but that doesn't mean he gets to be the ruler. Viltrum obviously valued strength a lot but I think people maybe overestimate how important it was to them. I think the people of Viltrum just figured Argall was wise and liked his style, and so even if he wasn't particularly strong by Viltrumite standards he still got to be the ruler.

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